POEE Presents

The Living Encyclopedia Chaotic

This edition currently contains 189 pages and 390 images.

Books (New, improved, actually working!)

New Stuff (Last 15 days)

Cabals (not yet ready)

Popes and Saints

Comments

Old Comments...

Who the heck is hagbard?

hagbard is the ruler of the seas, and supplier of great hashish

ok, and where would one find a picture of hagbard?

All GLory to thee, Eris Diskordier, Mother of Thieves and Reflectional Sea

I hope you enjoyed the show.

And no some random background Stevens

o
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(hi, im the pirate of Woo!)

Aber wenn Tefflon an nichts haftet, wie machen die es dann in der Pfanne fest? Darüber schon mal nachgedacht?

moo

Weil Leute halten, auf dem Schreiben auf Deutsch zu bestehen, addierte I've eine Übersetzerverbindung. -- Yohan

I hope the Cabals and Saints section is ready before my rabbits die of Myxamatosis.

Heahd.

fnord'; INSERT INTO mind ('eris','kallisti','holy chao','mung')

Popes and Saints section is done. Just a simple list as before. If you'all want more, let me know.

Cabals will be done soon if I get drunk enough this weekend. -- Yohan

Added the ability to create your own books. Now you can collect all your favorite junk into one place. - Yohan

P.S. Need to give everyone the ability to write comments that will appear at the end of a page.

P.P.S. Need to find out how Irreverend Hugh managed to embed a CSS in a page. This may screw up future plans, but looks cool for now.

P.P.P.S. Need to stop coding and drink more.

Hail to Yohan, he is the best.

Your German is really rotten.

I don't have a beard, unfortunately.

Hermann Hesse was the highest Avatar of Eris Discordia.
Hail Eris All Hail Discordia!

WHO THE HELL BROUGHT THIS SITE BACK!!! i must meet them and talk only because i have been trying to get POEE members or discordians to join me or jus to talk but have not been able to find anyone except Phillip Lobo. Hi to everyone my name is Dark_Jesta_Meneca i am 17 in New Jersey (USA)

Idouja... ja pierdole

HOPP HOPP HOPP

TIPP TIPP TIPP

THEY are on to you...

but they cant catch me.
i have this little wallet with the face of Bakunnin, you know

Risuvan elyer!

Read your article on Hidden Mysteries. Excellent. I knew that I was not really all that crazy. There are others like us??? LOL I am glad I found my way here. govliescabal

confused as an angel

Bush is nice

Ficken macht spass

In 23 stories, I was noticing the number 23, and I realised: I just bought a vw camper bus whose first two numbers VIN numbers are 23. Well, after some research... ALL camper bus VINs start with 23.... The conspiracy draws nearer...

Wokka Wokka Wokka!

I've had sex with the four girls whose numbers reside in my phonebook. All the other girls have been discarded, stricken out and will not be blessed as being desired by the one-eyed snake of I again.

But the four remaining girls are kept, as they have been deemed worthy, engaged and completed. Still attractive, they are keepers. Not like the refuse of yore which have now been erased permanently from the list. There remains only four.

This only leaves one question: Who is the fifth woman in the equation?

Who is the hidden sexual object who must be the mystic conclusion to my sexual travels? Although I seek one of the Four, the must be a Fifth: the last, the mystic, the illuminated.

There are the names of four girls in my phonebook, four girls and..

Oh shit, it's my mom, isn't it?

This has been a direct pineal broadcast by Pine-o-Vision hosted by Eric Esót, FUCK, Ignotania. Cheers!

fuck, your page is difficult to deal with it.hm,but maybe it's what you wanted

It seems the Popes' and Saints' homes have been eaten by the Triple-Headed Beast of Redmond.

It wasn't my idea, for FUCKs sake.

Fnord

fuck this

have sex with me

AES E BAMOT! Live and die by these words!

Hi vydl e caaq. This phrase will guide you to Nirvana and Nirvana will guide you to these words.

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Chain Smoking Goose Enthusiasts Bake Human Infant The Elevenheaded Vibration Element North Cabal EEOP Eagan, Decrease One Dallors For Any Juices Being In An Altered State Very Or Mostly Orange
heahd

BnömP`??

Hi there --

I like the new Ency site --- for I am a Poee-allsite.zip holder. I know for me I have so much in my "archive" just waiting to be manafested....

My Website is inthemindway.org

A breif history: Please visit site index.html page for linking URLs of this information:

Comments?

Thanks!

REFERENCES]: [inactive]
>> Use Links below to search google.com for additional info <<

Apples R US BBS : 1984-1987 : San Bernardino CA : Apple //e MicroLink BBS : 1983-1987 : Apple //e : San Bernardino Public Library / Cosand Computer Center
Sir James BBS : 1992-1996 : Magick Resource Center : nets: fidonet 1:215/53 1:161/453, dharmanet 96:101/53, pods/podnet 93:9060/0, gatenet 84:4101/53, bignet 17:510/53, gaynet
White Magick Chat Room host : I have the chat transcripts!
(pclink AOL - Sunday's 11pm ET 1993)

Meh..love...sexes...evol..heM

I distinctly heard Benny Romanovus say "Heute die welt, morgen das sonnensystem" while he was rubbing himself down with olive oil.

Do you think that means something?

¡¡¡¡¡Happy Discoflux!!!!!

*MACHOMACHOMACHOMAAAN!!!*

...disco?

stop being boring.

or i'll cut your balls.

adolf hitler tapped me on the broccoli

q-tips are for EXTERNAL use only...don't learn this the hard way.

Actually, what do i care? Go for it. The pain is worth it for the self discovery alone.

drinking olympia beer gives me a new perspective on the pantheon of gods

hi hi

It seems odd to me that the Principia is presented in static, unchangeable form here... if we are all Discordian =POPES=, shouldn't we all be able to modify Discordian documents dynamically? Wikipedia is more dynamic. Just a thought. Hail Eris!

mmmmk

green green

HI THERE!
YOU ALL HAVE TO READ THE BOOK

INCEST by CHRISTINE ANGOT !!!

See you in newHaven. Cause I fucked up in cleveland

I assert that I exist, and consequently, that my Internet connection is too slow.

Lou Dobbs watches you pee...

wow it was a good book and all. but you guys are on fantasy island....actually i wish i could join u. :(

Anarchist for life!
product19point5

reality error reboot universe : y/n _

Vorsicht!!!

Sie sind im Begriff das Eschaton zu immamentisieren. Drehen Sie sich bitte drei mal im Kreis und onaniren Sie dann auf den Bildschirm um das schlimmste zu verhindern.

Dies ist kein Scherz! Tun sie es jetzt!!!

Dies ist ein Befehl des obersten Befehlshabers der Behörde zur Rettung der Welt und er ist verbindlich. Also tun Sie es opder rechnen sie mit Maßnahmen gegen Sie.

Papst Inkontinenz V

cat /dev/urandom > fnord

hi, SisterDiscordia here some guy named Lucas on yahoo showed me this page...
hands out hotdog buns....
so any seekers alive out there?

Hack your self
---><---

Nice to see other frop lovin', acu-beatin', third nostril havin' popes shooting the breeze. Hail Eris and fuck Bob.

Still the fakest damn thing I ever did see.

Lick the next thing you smell

neuro lager

yeah baby yeah

The Jester is dead !
Long live the Jester!

Just added myself and a saint to the Popelist

Hey Papst Inkontinenz V , das mit dem onanieren hat nicht funktioniert.

Eschaton hat sich immamentisiert und mein Monitor ist total versaut.

danke für die hilfe

Long live Rio Reiser

Believe Nothing - Question Everything

hi yohan

hagbard celine- anti-hero, pirate, & fifth element

FAP!!!

now go fuck your girlfriend

I'm spinning! I'm spinning! Who took the earwax you sons of goats!

how can I get in TOUCH with hagbar, and his killer hashish?

I have proclaimed myself the founding member of 'the goddamn bible belt' sect of POEE, but upon further examination, have deemed myself unworthy and relinquished my title...only to reinstate it again

Boy that's some funny cereal you've got there.

Did a gnu fly out of your ass or are you just happy to see me?

yo, yohan! new discordian fans from europe, germany! just try to translate this fine "GEBET FÜR ERIS": huegelfluegelreitwarenfachgeschaeftinrotfürallediesitzmachenundschuposauchaberohneapfel

greez > da bowser (tamer of the BEAST)

den deutschen bleibt der zugang zu ihrer geschichte verwehrt, deshalb kümmern sie die illuminaten nicht!
krawehl, krawehl...

me luv that translate option: stop me perforate, or I cut it balls adolf Hitler met Brokkoli. I have Schwaetzchenabschriften! Fans of the goose chain smoking of impact element Nordcabal EEOP Eagan Elevenheaded child of the cheeks of the human to reduce Dallors for all possible juices which are much main in a condition, changed or oranges...
ENG>GER>FR>ENG>GER>ENG> now some comments make real sense to me :)

Hi! I see you are hosting a version of 'A Discordian Coloring Book.' Would you mind updating my email link (now: laramie@dreamspell.net) and please include a link to my cafepress shop, where a new, 2nd Edition of the printed coloring book is available? (www.cafepress.com/dreamspell/)

Thanks!
- Laramie Sasseville, artist thereof

ISPIRU, keinen ahnung wat dat betekent, do you know, that un petit peu? Legionoenen der duisternis verzamel u, nu is het de tijd om te komen en te gaan! En te overwinnen.
Noemen ze ons kwaadaardig, dan zijn wij kwaadaardig. Waanzin voert de boventoon en er is geen zin. Behalve zin om te neuken dan...

meme
30 \ / 40
84
69 / \ 53
meme

If you can't handle HTML here -- please delete. The meme is useless without center and strong and basefont size =5 and back to =3
I know that I am "resourceful" and all...

This should be the "small view scrolling window" [marquee] --- you must agree it has it's own unique key that forces us to the chaotic in html style alone....

You can find it at posted at my profile on origin.org : mindway --- working just fine and grand!

We know it exists today because so many of us have personally experience it and speak about it with face to face language. We have it, but it has an unusual characteristic that provides no means of a historical chronicle should it decay to ruins. It is silent to our ears; no audio recording can exist. It is invisable to our eyes; no photographs can be taken. Can't touch it, no smell or taste. It does exist and what exists around our world usually follows either natural effects of time decay and withering away by accidental or hostile acts of destruction. Should it disappear it will be lost.

- An Individual Human Thought-
Monday, October 14th, 1996 07:48PM PT
The Birth of "In The Mindway"

Thou Art the Light and the Sky and the Darkness and the Rat that Chews on mine Fingernail while I'm Sleeping, Oh Great Eris GoddessGodThingBabyRatHuman 0pH d00m. <3, yo.

once you have moved the mountain you still have a mountain

A feeble attempt to make sense out of the naturally senseless...

Ansuz, Beorc, Daig, Eoh, Fehu, Gebo, Hagalaz, Isa, Jero, Kenaz, Lagu, Mannaz, Niewaz, Othala, Perdu, Raidho, Sowilo, Tyr, Uruz, Thurisaz, Eiwaz, Osa, Wyrd.

I love...

fnord?

no! i MEAN yes

fnord

Beep! BeEp! IIIIIOOOOIIOOOOO!!! GET OFF THE ROAAAD!!! Hey, the joke is on you! Bzzziiiuuuuuuum!!!

yellow submarine

das reh hüpft hoch, das reh hüpft weit. warum auch nich?
es hat ja zeit...

sacht Abraham zu Bebraham:
"Kann ich mal dein Zebra ham?"

Can't add pages to books...

happy afflux :P

what the hell ius this

And so it was. The Joytch was born into the biggest big bug in the Muu system, by the way. I know this Guy Hagbard, I slept with his sister the other day she was really lovely. Hail Eris, Hail those know the meaning of The Joytch and of different toys like Playmo or all the plastic shit. By the way dont trust that you are not serious, because I can say. Faen fordi jeg er fra Norge. And Dritt som det...

Hope the Cabal section will be ready soon. Looking for a local (Santa Cruz) cabal!

-Pope Pandemonius I

Krumpala! Thy kingdom will come, but where will it go?

Yohan - i am new new to the discordian ideas
Discovered you via a general interest in Joshua A. Norton
Have some off the wall question to throw at you... is there a strong community in PA (Phila) and why does it appere that so many who revolve around discordianism speak german (Paraphysics?? Nietzsche?? Good Marketing?? any idea??)
drop me a line: XXXX@comcast.net
P.S.
might be a good idea to put the forum URL at the top someplace

Someone once told me that the only thing to put into my ear is my elbow.

never on tuesday

Find me... I can help if the purpose is the right light. And the heal deal...

Read the principia discordia today through fate-guidance...and felt home. Genious and a good laugh...

What possibilities are there? How well organized? Structurewise. How many freaks out there already plugged in? Illuminate me...

I'm a soldier of Love with a bittersweet sence of Shiva tapping me on the shoulder saying... it is time.

Have always gone my way...so take it or leave it. I guess I will experience everything from ringside anyway...no matter if I'm in or not... my eyes are open. And my conviction is allready there 100%...

Student of Everything... you know

The light will come from the North... so take a look on south shore Sweden... reach me on WWW...

XXXXX@gmail.com

And if you're not what I think you are.... then don't bother.....

Direct line...my ass... haha

It wasn't a personal direct line thats for sure... remove my email please... *smile*

take care folks...

In order to return to existance, we must consult our inner sheeple. ~Pope Sheepshifter the 82nd K.T.S.C

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Saint Tom Ato is on the list twice

is he twice as holy?

Since someone didn't say what email address they wanted removed, I removed them all.

42 + 23 = 65

Too bad numbers can't be uppercase.

42 + 23 = 65

Too bad numbers can't be uppercase.

While I'm rambling...

Back in 1992 for New Years, I went to little 5 points... I had no weed when I got there and it being New Years, had to acquire some. I did find some from

some complete stranger out in front of some shops @ little 5 points... That night I totally freaked out on the folks I was hanging out with. I mean I

really freaked out on the folks I was hanging out with. They thought I was on LSD or something, but I was NOT to my knowledge.

On the trip back from little 5 points we stopped @ a friends apartment in North Carolina where we were watching that JFK movie and I TOTALLY freaked out

there, too. I was thinking someone was out in the parking lot targeting me (like I was able to see through the sight on the rifle myself I was so wasted)

for assassination. Dude I was so high.

I didn't catch onto that until I got home and went totally whacky on some friends... I actually thought the guys were going to hang me in some masonic

ritual because I had failed an initiation. I tore outta there, almost running over one of my friends in haste to get out. Unfortunately for her, I ran home

to my mom and grandmother ranting and raving about god only knows what. I scared them all so bad that they locked me up >2 weeks in the mental ward. I felt

better a day or 2 later when whatever buzz it was wore off, but they kept me 2 weeks anyway. It was actually several years later when I quit believing what

they were telling me, that I'd had a breakdown, and realized that whatever chain of events led me to that mental ward was set in motion in little 5 points. I

still am pretty sure it was laced weed.

Now that I know Kerry spent a lot of his time around little 5 points (Leastways according to wikipedia) I've got to wonder if I didn't bump into some pope

that let me gaze into the bucket o' truth and that sent me raving back across the country to my home. I hadn't heard of discordianism at the time, but had

been weaving my way there slowly through the church of the sub-genius since 1988. I wish I knew exactly when I first was knowingly exposed to the Proncipia

Discordia, as it was eerily close to that insanity in Atlanta. Looking back on it all I find it totally ironic that there's a possibility that I brushed

into the second Oswald on that trip.

I've recently been looking into it again and looked into Kerry on Wikipedia, which led me in a chaotic roundabout way to this website.

And to think that my train of thought is this disjointed and I don't even get high anymore! (Though I did smoke for <10 years after this incident with no

such madness occurring.)

Well, crap -o- mighty its late, gnite folks thanks for letting me ramble.

compuveg42@yahoo.com

If only I could persuade my girls to be eris...

HOW I LOVE YOU ALL^ AND MISS YOU DEEPLY
WITH ALL MY spirit I PRAY PEACE AND BLESSINGS
ON YOU ALL< IN THIS AND ALL
LIVES

Despite the fact that the Principia Discordia was written by a time travelling anthropologist from the 23rd century, I've found a small inconsistency. I thought the Principia Discordia was supposed to have been received by the fathers originally in the late 50's. I can't find anything to back this up, but Robert Anton Wilson's foreward states that in 1968 that virtually no one had heard of the book. (Which I suppose would be true if it didn't exist/xist) I would infer that means it came out before then, which would make its release at least 1967.

Then how can the chao on page 00028 be referring to Sgt. Pepper, which wasn't actually released until 1967?!

5 Pounds of Flax

Klenk!

1967 1+9+6+7=23=2+3=5

There are plenty of other Beatles references in the Principia, too. I wonder if they were added in subsequent years as they're margin notes, and could easily have been entered after the original writing.

Friday cakes in aldermanbury

kill all fucking fanatics

Det er jaggu mye skrot i CYBERSPACE. WEBSITES ligger og dupper i stjernetomheten som forlengst forlatte romskip: De lyser, men det er ingen hjemme ~ Fra LINK til LINK, en reise i digresjoner, åssen havna jeg her? Startsiden via raddisnet via skyggesiden via paranoia og til Edgar Allan POEE... Hey! Ground Control to Major Tom! Have a nice trip! Jeg drar hjem nå. En kopp te, måske...

Hvor ble det av kommentaren?

Mars 8. 2006:

~ CONGRATULATIONS GIRLS & HAVE A NICE DAY; JUST LIKE THE next 364 DAYS, AND SO ON ~

:-)

fretka

Have you got a contact for Jeff Merrifield? Where did you find his Illuminatus writings??
Cheers,
Jaki Florek

what does poee stand for?

i am not discordian. but i am a discordian pope.

ohouhouh

What's POEE stand for?

THE PARATHEO-ANAMETAMYSTIKHOOD OF ERIS ESOTERIC

Hail Eris! All Hail Diskordia!

Kommt ein Mann an die Ecke is der Bus weg,
Kommt der Bus an die Ecke is der Mann weg,
doch kommt der Mann zum Bus is die Ecke weg.

ddate

May the force be with Hastur Hastur Hastur!

-><-

I'd like to know how i can become a discordian. I have changed my name to being Ax-El the phunky White Boy.

APPLE DAY - MAY 23RD.
Leave golden apples (real or fake) in public restrooms. + Spread the word.

-Sister Chlorine

On May 23rd, obtain some golden apples.
They could be "Golden Delicious" apples.
Or they could be paper apples. They could
be wooden apples, or bananas with the
word "APPLE" written on them. Anything, really.
After the apples have been obtained,
leave them in public restrooms. Anywhere in the
restroom is fine. Atop a toilet tank, beside the sink,
the middle of the floor. Outside of the restroom, even.
Anywhere is fine. Need more info?
Google for "fnord".

& SPREAD THE WORD

- KAD

We wanna beam like Captain James the almighty T. Kirk

please help me to locate an honest lawyer to fight a fraudulent charge against my friend and i/?

am have recieved a notice to appear by an authoity that is acting supposedlly on behalf of the united states and the notice to appear does not seem real. it has no legal seals ,such as the recording of the doc.,it does not state the federal code that is violated and does not provide info relating to which district court to appear or mention the jude that is to preside! can you help ?

dude you are a fake

Heil den Wiedergerborenen Eristen!

One time I couldn't stop thinking in bed when all of a sudden Eris slaps the back of my head. I wake up from this thought-fulled world and see enough chaotic thoughts swerming thru my brain. Frisky lions that felt good.

who the fuck is yohan?

When does the Girraffe show start? My mashed potatoes are getting cold.

uhhh! uhh!! it's stuck ! it's stuck!! ewww! get it out! it's turning all brown and mushy!!

i just shat down your grandmother's rotting throat fag

poee

I lost my notebook. Could I have it back?

Please.

opulant

wtf am I?

You are what you is
You is what you am
(A cow don't make ham)
You ain't what you're not
So see what you got
You are what you is
An' that's all it 'tis

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@FUCKEDUPHUMAN

maharG lamaJ : senuN naJ : ztiwroH nalA : reyepS nnA : dnalkaO ronaM elpmeT nalA
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@????UPHUMAN

nalaM luaP araS : ynakeS ymA

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Who or what are you?
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I challenge EACH and EVERY SINGLE HUMAN that is at the MIND REACH of these words to make the DEMANDED and URGENT RESPONSE [thus responsibility] of DUTY! Or else be offered and labeled @FUCKEDUPHUMAN by anyone at anytime at any place for all of mankind forever!
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Marlon Riggs - Introduction to Standards @REALUPHUMAN

It's no longer enough, if it ever was, to critique interlocking systems of oppression without offering affirming alternatives of how society should and can reconstitute itself. As we move into the inevitably more demanding multilingual, multicultural environment--both nationally and globally--of the next century, our greatest task will be an inversion of the commonly assumed equivalence between difference and disunity. We must re-write this equation, demonstrating again and again that unity does not require unanimity, that unity--that is, a sense of social cohesion, of community--can and does derive from the expression, comprehension, and active nurturing (and not merely tolerance or fetishization) of difference.

This is the new standard of civilized life that now demands our urgent labor, a new world order, if you will, that subverts traditional conceptions of social order: a standard which in effect subverts the meaning of the word "standard" itself. For the new order must be comprised of multiple standards: shifting, open-ended, dynamically transforming, so as to engender ways of thinking and living that privilege no one set of cultural differences over another but affirm virtue in all.
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GRUW UP PEOPLE!

Great Reasons Urbans Will Unite Peace

les envies de la route c'était
et du dedans, ans

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c'est arraché

Date: Sat, 20 May 2006 21:38:49 -0700
MaxwellSmart-II : 58.122.192.101
Oh Kind Sir : You Agree? Am I right? Am I Wrong?

what is mean by yohitha

gnite

Mein Deutsch ist definitiv besser. But I'll go on writing in English. HEAHD.
KeKs23 veritas est!

Don't ask me, man. I didn't do it.

-S+P

@REALUPHUMAN.NET : @INTHEMINDWAY.ORG : @FUCKEDUPHUMAN.NET

GRUW UP : Great Reasons Urbans Will Unite Peace

worldcommunitygrid.org : FIGHTAIDS@HOME

@FUCKEDUPHUMAN : Homelessness is a social problem and a social stigma and not a mental disease.

Alan Horwtiz : Todd B Rothbard : Jamal Graham are you fully prepared to define the parameters of your case agaist me.... WG06-26106 --- and yes this marker is a part of mine.

@FUCKEDUPHUMAN : Homelessness is a social problem and a social stigma and not a mental disease.

Et all : Oh Kind Sir : Eviction Defense Center : Jan Nunes : Allen Temple Manor : The Center Oakland

Yum

URGH

the forbidden knowlegde must stay up

whats this site going to show me

@FUCKEDUPHUMAN : WG06266106

Fnord

@FUCKEDUPHUMAN : Sara Paul Malan

Inquires about Case [ WG06266106 ]?

SaraPaulMalan@realuphuman.net
SaraPaulMalan@fuckeduphuman.net

what does hail eris mean

Snakey is the foot that Bovines trodd uppon tto ffight mmonkey....((EEEEERRRRRIIIIISSSSS)))

[ Massive Mischievous Marvel of Molding Muck ] ® July 13th 2006 @Realuphuman.net

@FUCKEDUPHUMAN : Pretty much defeated in this massive shit. Go now to explore better horizon's... but know my fight and case will not be lost to the consciousness of the mind and the hearts of other humans. Google [ Domainweb ] and go exploring the documented power of lies I am against. CASE [ WG06266106 ]. Read the pretext of this story here before it was a case. The oppression in this land is massive. I am being outcased and outcasted as a pariah from this community. What a waste. Look at the registrant address of @realuphuman.net and know that I was there at the halls of powers to get that new project approved that still has had no groundbreaking. My groundbreaking in all of this is OUTMASTING AN EXISTANCE HERE AT ALLEN TEMPLE MANOR. They want me dead!

GRUW UP : Great Reasons Urbans Will Unite Peace : @REALUPHUMAN : @INTHEMINDWAY : @FUCKEDUPHUMAN

@FUCKEDUPHUMAN : CASE WG06266106
@FUCKEDUPHUMAN : 04/20/06 Complaint Unlawful Detainer Filed
@FUCKEDUPHUMAN : 04/20/06 Civil Case Cover Sheet Filed for Allen Temple Housing And Development Corporation
@FUCKEDUPHUMAN : 04/20/06 Summons on Complaint Issued and Filed
@REALUPHUMAN : 04/21/06 Notice of Delayed Access to UD Case Issued

Legal Aid Called into this case....

@REALUPHUMAN : EBCLC.ORG - Under Legal Conflict
@FUCKEDUPHUMAN : ALRP.ORG
@FUCKEDUPHUMAN : Eviction Defense Center

@REALUPHUMAN : 04/25/06 Application Re: Waiver of Court Fees and Costs Filed for James Driskill
@REALUPHUMAN : 04/25/06 Answer to Complaint Filed for James Driskill
@REALUPHUMAN : 04/26/06 Application Re: Waiver of Court Fees and Costs Hearing Ordered
@REALUPHUMAN : 04/27/06 Fee Waiver Hearing 05/10/2006 09:00 AM D- FHO
@FUCKEDUPHUMAN : 04/27/06 Memo To Set Filed for Plaintiff
@REALUPHUMAN : 04/28/06 Unlawful Detainer Court Trial 05/23/2006 10:00 AM D- 136
@REALUPHUMAN : 05/08/06 Demand for Jury Trial Filed
@REALUPHUMAN : 05/09/06 Master Jury Trial 05/19/2006 08:45 AM D- 1
@REALUPHUMAN : 05/09/06 Hearing Vacated: Unlawful Detainer Court Trial 05/23/2006 10:00 AM D- 136
@REALUPHUMAN : 05/11/06 Application Re: Waiver of Court Fees and Costs As to James Driskill Granted
@FUCKEDUPHUMAN : 05/19/06 Master Jury Trial Called and Continued
@FUCKEDUPHUMAN : 05/19/06 Hearing Continued to Master Jury Trial dept: 1 date: 05/22/2006 time: 08:45 AM [ MY DUE RIGHTS OF PROCESS VIOLATION INITALED ]
@FUCKEDUPHUMAN : 05/22/06 Master Jury Trial Called and Continued
@FUCKEDUPHUMAN : 05/22/06 Hearing Continued to Master Jury Trial dept: 1 date: 05/23/2006 time: 08:45 AM
@FUCKEDUPHUMAN : 05/23/06 Master Jury Trial Called and Continued
@FUCKEDUPHUMAN : 05/23/06 Hearing Continued to Master Jury Trial dept: 1 date: 05/24/2006 time: 08:45 AM
@FUCKEDUPHUMAN : 05/24/06 Master Jury Trial Called and Continued
@FUCKEDUPHUMAN : 05/24/06 Hearing Continued to Master Jury Trial dept: 1 date: 05/26/2006 time: 08:45 AM
@FUCKEDUPHUMAN : 05/26/06 Master Jury Trial Called and Completed
@FUCKEDUPHUMAN : 05/26/06 Hearing Assigned to Civil Court Trial 05/26/2006 09:00 AM Dept: 1
@FUCKEDUPHUMAN : 05/26/06 Civil Court Trial Commenced and Completed
@FUCKEDUPHUMAN : 05/26/06 Unlawful Detainer Judgment for Plaintiff
@FUCKEDUPHUMAN : 05/26/06 Judgment Entered [ MY DUE RIGHTS OF PROCESS VIOLATED ]
@FUCKEDUPHUMAN : 06/05/06 Writ of Possession Issued
@REALUPHUMAN : 06/12/06 Non-Stipulation to Commissioner Filed by James Driskill
@REALUPHUMAN : 06/12/06 Application Re: Stay of Execution (UD - Possession) Filed for James Driskill
@REALUPHUMAN : 06/12/06 Application Re: Stay of Execution (UD - Possession) Conditionally Granted
@REALUPHUMAN : 06/12/06 Reconsideration Re: Stay of Execution (UD - Possession) Filed for James Driskill
@REALUPHUMAN : 06/12/06 Reconsideration Re: Stay of Execution (UD - Possession) Conditionally Granted
@FUCKEDUPHUMAN : 06/12/06 Declaration Plaintiff's Opposition based on Defendant's death threats and threats of injury to apart
@REALUPHUMAN : 06/14/06 Motion to Vacate/Set Aside Judgment Filed for Debtor
@REALUPHUMAN : 06/14/06 Motion to Vacate/Set Aside Judgment Hearing Confirmed for 07/13/2006 02:00 PM D- 31 [ YEAH, MY DAY IN COURT ]
@FUCKEDUPHUMAN : 06/21/06 Application Re: Other Exparte Filed: [ HOW CRUDE HOW BAD THEY WANT ME OUT OF HERE !! ]
@REALUPHUMAN : 06/21/06 Declaration Re: appearance Filed [ I NEED MY DAY IN COURT ]
06/27/06 Release of Funds Issued and Filed
@FUCKEDUPHUMAN : 07/07/06 Memorandum of Points and Authorities in Opposition Filed [ THE MASSIVE LIES ONCE MORE ]
@REALUPHUMAN : 07/10/06 Declaration In reply to plaintiff's opposition to defendant's motion to set aside Filed [ Full Post at Google Group LOCAL HIV COMMUNITY OAKLAND CA ]
@REALUPHUMAN : 07/10/06 Application Re: Other Exparte Denied [Maybe My day in court?]
@FUCKEDUPHUMAN : 07/13/06 Civil Law and Motion Hearing Commenced and Completed [ I never had a chance ]
@FUCKEDUPHUMAN : 07/13/06 Motion to Vacate/Set Aside Judgment Taken Under Submission [ I never had a chance ]
@FUCKEDUPHUMAN : 07/14/06 Motion to Vacate/Set Aside Judgment Denied

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People often tell me that I remind them of some guy named Nick. I am allergic to the letter "Q". I love pizza, but it makes me kill nuns and rollerbladers. I constantly argue with fleas. I love yams, but they make my nipples droop. I don't believe in Oxygen. I'm pretty sure it is a get rich quick scheme. I once was so hungry I ate the skunk end of an ass. My dad pretends to be a cardboard box.
Did you know you could start a fire by sniffing really quickly?. I grew up in the Middle East and then realized I was lying.
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All gretings and salutationisms to those of Gigamoogy!
I can communicate with cheddar cheese. My colon is named Felipe and was recently awarded a scholarship to Michigan State University.
People often tell me that I remind them of some guy named Nick. I am allergic to the letter "Q". I love pizza, but it makes me kill nuns and rollerbladers. I constantly argue with fleas. I love yams, but they make my nipples droop. I don't believe in Oxygen. I'm pretty sure it is a get rich quick scheme. I once was so hungry I ate the skunk end of an ass. My dad pretends to be a cardboard box.
Did you know you could start a fire by sniffing really quickly?. I grew up in the Middle East and then realized I was lying.
And since I don't like "creamy" or "crunchy" I am attempting to invent peanut butter that is "jiggy". I don't care if you lick windows, interfere with farm animals, vote liberal or occasionally shit yourself... today is International Disadvantaged People's Day. Please send an encouraging message to a retarded friend, just as I've done.
You hang in there sunshine, You're fucking special...

All gretings and salutationisms to those of Flatulariate Gigamoogie!
I can communicate with cheddar cheese. My colon is named Felipe and was recently awarded a scholarship to Michigan State University.
People often tell me that I remind them of some guy named Nick. I am allergic to the letter "Q". I love pizza, but it makes me kill nuns and rollerbladers. I constantly argue with fleas. I love yams, but they make my nipples droop. I don't believe in Oxygen. I'm pretty sure it is a get rich quick scheme. I once was so hungry I ate the skunk end of an ass. My dad pretends to be a cardboard box.
Did you know you could start a fire by sniffing really quickly?. I grew up in the Middle East and then realized I was lying.
And since I don't like "creamy" or "crunchy" I am attempting to invent peanut butter that is "jiggy". I don't care if you lick windows, interfere with farm animals, vote liberal or occasionally shit yourself... today is International Disadvantaged People's Day. Please send an encouraging message to a retarded friend, just as I've done.
You hang in there sunshine, You're fucking special...

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