Anyway, Life's real name was Grah'Bahn. Stuff happened. Eventually, since Krainah (Time) had wandered off, and Her options of relationships being very limited, and Moiulainas Taybahliss still recovering from giving birth, Grah'Bahn got Herself knocked up by Herself and eventually gave birth to Ahndahn (Organization and Sex, but keep reading). Ahndahn and Grahbahn eventually made sweet love, and Thurr was born to Grah'Bahn. Other Deities were born, Creation was expanding as a result of Their actions. After that, Ahndahn went out to find Her destiny.
It happened that The Heart of The Chaos was threatening to destroy Creation (Shoikin was just mad that She hadn't been mentioned yet) that the Deities were making, and none of Them could calm it down. (Apparently it was a New York cab driver). So eventually, just like the puny kid named King Arthur pulled Excalibur from the stone, Ahndahn jumped into The Heart of The Chaos and struggled, fighting against it for 69 days and 69 nights. After that, Shoikin finally gave Herself form, being exhausted from the struggle, and yelled out that She would never be calmed down. They fought each other for another 69 days and 69 nights. At the end of that time, they had fallen madly in love with each other, and the went to The 24-Hour Church of Elvis to get hitched. As a result of Their marriage, Chaos (Shoikin) and Organization (Ahndahn) are now inseperable--it now impossible to have total Organization or absolute Chaos (Wall Street comes close, though.
It then later came to be that the first Master (Totally Enlightened Being) was born, and with that person's birth and enlightenment came Kohraindehr, Deity of the All. It was then revealed that all Deities were part of Kohraindehr all along, and that Shoikin-Kohraindehr had made Everything--all Ahndahn had done was open the door and set Her free to stomp around Creation. You horny old fool, I know you wanted them to be Mother and Daughter--incest turns you on, doesn't it!?! ADMIT IT!!!
'Tis Truth, as surely as 1+1=2