Earth is just one tiny grain of sand on The Long-Ass Beach of Existence, and Eris has been all up and down that beach, stomping on everyone. We are just one planet tucked away in a minute crevass in a far-off corner of a backwoods galaxy, which is just one galaxy among many dozens of huge galaxies. Our galaxy is the dorky kid in glasses with no upper-body strength, and the other galaxies are the jocks and bullies. If it weren't for Eris, we'd have had our asses beaten to primordial goo by now.
Earth is just one tiny grain of sand on The Long-Ass Beach of Existence, and Eris has been all up and down that beach, stomping on everyone. We are just one planet tucked away in a minute crevass in a far-off corner of a backwoods galaxy, which is just one galaxy among many dozens of huge galaxies. Our galaxy is the dorky kid in glasses with no upper-body strength, and the other galaxies are the jocks and bullies. If it weren't for Eris, we'd have had our asses beaten to primordial goo by now.
The Christian God is called God, The Father, Da Man, Jesus Christ, Jehovah, Yahweh, etc... So too a normal human being has their given name, their various nicknames, the shorter names spoken by people who find their names too long without the shortening, pet names, and aliases. Similarly, Eris is known by many names. She was Discord to the Romans, Oya to the Africans, Shoikin to my people the Trelli, and Fah-griii'nah-gahtz Bloop-shnog by the residents of the planet Shnozz.
This is why The "People From Other Planets" League of Nations has come up with a new Discordian Cabal, The Shoikinistic Cabal of Eris By Other Names. (TSCOEBON)