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Who the heck is hagbard?

hagbard is the ruler of the seas, and supplier of great hashish
ok, and where would one find a picture of hagbard?
All GLory to thee, Eris Diskordier, Mother of Thieves and Reflectional Sea

I hope you enjoyed the show.

And no some random background Stevens

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(hi, im the pirate of Woo!)

Aber wenn Tefflon an nichts haftet, wie machen die es dann in der Pfanne fest? Darüber schon mal nachgedacht?
moo
Weil Leute halten, auf dem Schreiben auf Deutsch zu bestehen, addierte I've eine Übersetzerverbindung. -- Yohan
I hope the Cabals and Saints section is ready before my rabbits die of Myxamatosis.

Heahd.
fnord'; INSERT INTO mind ('eris','kallisti','holy chao','mung')
Popes and Saints section is done. Just a simple list as before. If you'all want more, let me know.

Cabals will be done soon if I get drunk enough this weekend. -- Yohan
Added the ability to create your own books. Now you can collect all your favorite junk into one place. - Yohan

P.S. Need to give everyone the ability to write comments that will appear at the end of a page.

P.P.S. Need to find out how Irreverend Hugh managed to embed a CSS in a page. This may screw up future plans, but looks cool for now.

P.P.P.S. Need to stop coding and drink more.
Hail to Yohan, he is the best.
Your German is really rotten.
I don't have a beard, unfortunately.
Hermann Hesse was the highest Avatar of Eris Discordia.
Hail Eris All Hail Discordia!
WHO THE HELL BROUGHT THIS SITE BACK!!! i must meet them and talk only because i have been trying to get POEE members or discordians to join me or jus to talk but have not been able to find anyone except Phillip Lobo. Hi to everyone my name is Dark_Jesta_Meneca i am 17 in New Jersey (USA)
Idouja... ja pierdole
HOPP HOPP HOPP
TIPP TIPP TIPP
THEY are on to you...
but they cant catch me.
i have this little wallet with the face of Bakunnin, you know
Risuvan elyer!
Read your article on Hidden Mysteries. Excellent. I knew that I was not really all that crazy. There are others like us??? LOL I am glad I found my way here. govliescabal
confused as an angel
Bush is nice
Ficken macht spass
In 23 stories, I was noticing the number 23, and I realised: I just bought a vw camper bus whose first two numbers VIN numbers are 23. Well, after some research... ALL camper bus VINs start with 23.... The conspiracy draws nearer...
Wokka Wokka Wokka!
I've had sex with the four girls whose numbers reside in my phonebook. All the other girls have been discarded, stricken out and will not be blessed as being desired by the one-eyed snake of I again.

But the four remaining girls are kept, as they have been deemed worthy, engaged and completed. Still attractive, they are keepers. Not like the refuse of yore which have now been erased permanently from the list. There remains only four.

This only leaves one question: Who is the fifth woman in the equation?

Who is the hidden sexual object who must be the mystic conclusion to my sexual travels? Although I seek one of the Four, the must be a Fifth: the last, the mystic, the illuminated.

There are the names of four girls in my phonebook, four girls and..

Oh shit, it's my mom, isn't it?

This has been a direct pineal broadcast by Pine-o-Vision hosted by Eric Esót, FUCK, Ignotania. Cheers!
fuck, your page is difficult to deal with it.hm,but maybe it's what you wanted
It seems the Popes' and Saints' homes have been eaten by the Triple-Headed Beast of Redmond.

It wasn't my idea, for FUCKs sake.
Fnord
fuck this
have sex with me
hi
AES E BAMOT! Live and die by these words!
Hi vydl e caaq. This phrase will guide you to Nirvana and Nirvana will guide you to these words.
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Chain Smoking Goose Enthusiasts Bake Human Infant The Elevenheaded Vibration Element North Cabal EEOP Eagan, Decrease One Dallors For Any Juices Being In An Altered State Very Or Mostly Orange
heahd

BnömP`??
Hi there --

I like the new Ency site --- for I am a Poee-allsite.zip holder. I know for me I have so much in my "archive" just waiting to be manafested....

My Website is inthemindway.org

A breif history: Please visit site index.html page for linking URLs of this information:

Comments?

Thanks!


REFERENCES]: [inactive]
>> Use Links below to search google.com for additional info <<

Apples R US BBS : 1984-1987 : San Bernardino CA : Apple //e MicroLink BBS : 1983-1987 : Apple //e : San Bernardino Public Library / Cosand Computer Center
Sir James BBS : 1992-1996 : Magick Resource Center : nets: fidonet 1:215/53 1:161/453, dharmanet 96:101/53, pods/podnet 93:9060/0, gatenet 84:4101/53, bignet 17:510/53, gaynet
White Magick Chat Room host : I have the chat transcripts!
(pclink AOL - Sunday's 11pm ET 1993)
Meh..love...sexes...evol..heM
I distinctly heard Benny Romanovus say "Heute die welt, morgen das sonnensystem" while he was rubbing himself down with olive oil.
Do you think that means something?
¡¡¡¡¡Happy Discoflux!!!!!
*MACHOMACHOMACHOMAAAN!!!*


...disco?
stop being boring.

or i'll cut your balls.
adolf hitler tapped me on the broccoli
q-tips are for EXTERNAL use only...don't learn this the hard way.

Actually, what do i care? Go for it. The pain is worth it for the self discovery alone.
drinking olympia beer gives me a new perspective on the pantheon of gods
hi hi
It seems odd to me that the Principia is presented in static, unchangeable form here... if we are all Discordian =POPES=, shouldn't we all be able to modify Discordian documents dynamically? Wikipedia is more dynamic. Just a thought. Hail Eris!
mmmmk
green green
HI THERE!
YOU ALL HAVE TO READ THE BOOK

INCEST by CHRISTINE ANGOT !!!
See you in newHaven. Cause I fucked up in cleveland
I assert that I exist, and consequently, that my Internet connection is too slow.
Lou Dobbs watches you pee...
Lou Dobbs watches you pee...
wow it was a good book and all. but you guys are on fantasy island....actually i wish i could join u. :(

Anarchist for life!
product19point5
reality error reboot universe : y/n _
Vorsicht!!!

Sie sind im Begriff das Eschaton zu immamentisieren. Drehen Sie sich bitte drei mal im Kreis und onaniren Sie dann auf den Bildschirm um das schlimmste zu verhindern.

Dies ist kein Scherz! Tun sie es jetzt!!!

Dies ist ein Befehl des obersten Befehlshabers der Behörde zur Rettung der Welt und er ist verbindlich. Also tun Sie es opder rechnen sie mit Maßnahmen gegen Sie.

Papst Inkontinenz V
cat /dev/urandom > fnord
hi, SisterDiscordia here some guy named Lucas on yahoo showed me this page...
hands out hotdog buns....
so any seekers alive out there?
Hack your self
---><---
Nice to see other frop lovin', acu-beatin', third nostril havin' popes shooting the breeze. Hail Eris and fuck Bob.


Still the fakest damn thing I ever did see.
Lick the next thing you smell
neuro lager
yeah baby yeah
The Jester is dead !
Long live the Jester!
Just added myself and a saint to the Popelist
Hey Papst Inkontinenz V , das mit dem onanieren hat nicht funktioniert.

Eschaton hat sich immamentisiert und mein Monitor ist total versaut.

danke für die hilfe
Long live Rio Reiser
Believe Nothing - Question Everything
hi yohan
hagbard celine- anti-hero, pirate, & fifth element
FAP!!!
now go fuck your girlfriend
I'm spinning! I'm spinning! Who took the earwax you sons of goats!
how can I get in TOUCH with hagbar, and his killer hashish?
I have proclaimed myself the founding member of 'the goddamn bible belt' sect of POEE, but upon further examination, have deemed myself unworthy and relinquished my title...only to reinstate it again
Boy that's some funny cereal you've got there.
Did a gnu fly out of your ass or are you just happy to see me?
yo, yohan! new discordian fans from europe, germany! just try to translate this fine "GEBET FÜR ERIS": huegelfluegelreitwarenfachgeschaeftinrotfürallediesitzmachenundschuposauchaberohneapfel

greez > da bowser (tamer of the BEAST)
den deutschen bleibt der zugang zu ihrer geschichte verwehrt, deshalb kümmern sie die illuminaten nicht!
krawehl, krawehl...
me luv that translate option: stop me perforate, or I cut it balls adolf Hitler met Brokkoli. I have Schwaetzchenabschriften! Fans of the goose chain smoking of impact element Nordcabal EEOP Eagan Elevenheaded child of the cheeks of the human to reduce Dallors for all possible juices which are much main in a condition, changed or oranges...
ENG>GER>FR>ENG>GER>ENG> now some comments make real sense to me :)
Hi! I see you are hosting a version of 'A Discordian Coloring Book.' Would you mind updating my email link (now: laramie@dreamspell.net) and please include a link to my cafepress shop, where a new, 2nd Edition of the printed coloring book is available? (www.cafepress.com/dreamspell/)

Thanks!
- Laramie Sasseville, artist thereof
ISPIRU, keinen ahnung wat dat betekent, do you know, that un petit peu? Legionoenen der duisternis verzamel u, nu is het de tijd om te komen en te gaan! En te overwinnen.
Noemen ze ons kwaadaardig, dan zijn wij kwaadaardig. Waanzin voert de boventoon en er is geen zin. Behalve zin om te neuken dan...
meme
30 \ / 40
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meme

If you can't handle HTML here -- please delete. The meme is useless without center and strong and basefont size =5 and back to =3
I know that I am "resourceful" and all...

This should be the "small view scrolling window" [marquee] --- you must agree it has it's own unique key that forces us to the chaotic in html style alone....

You can find it at posted at my profile on origin.org : mindway --- working just fine and grand!


We know it exists today because so many of us have personally experience it and speak about it with face to face language. We have it, but it has an unusual characteristic that provides no means of a historical chronicle should it decay to ruins. It is silent to our ears; no audio recording can exist. It is invisable to our eyes; no photographs can be taken. Can't touch it, no smell or taste. It does exist and what exists around our world usually follows either natural effects of time decay and withering away by accidental or hostile acts of destruction. Should it disappear it will be lost.

- An Individual Human Thought-
Monday, October 14th, 1996 07:48PM PT
The Birth of "In The Mindway"
Thou Art the Light and the Sky and the Darkness and the Rat that Chews on mine Fingernail while I'm Sleeping, Oh Great Eris GoddessGodThingBabyRatHuman 0pH d00m. <3, yo.
once you have moved the mountain you still have a mountain
A feeble attempt to make sense out of the naturally senseless...
Ansuz, Beorc, Daig, Eoh, Fehu, Gebo, Hagalaz, Isa, Jero, Kenaz, Lagu, Mannaz, Niewaz, Othala, Perdu, Raidho, Sowilo, Tyr, Uruz, Thurisaz, Eiwaz, Osa, Wyrd.
I love...
fnord?
fnord?
no! i MEAN yes
fnord
Beep! BeEp! IIIIIOOOOIIOOOOO!!! GET OFF THE ROAAAD!!! Hey, the joke is on you! Bzzziiiuuuuuuum!!!
yellow submarine
das reh hüpft hoch, das reh hüpft weit. warum auch nich?
es hat ja zeit...
sacht Abraham zu Bebraham:
"Kann ich mal dein Zebra ham?"
Can't add pages to books...
happy afflux :P
what the hell ius this
And so it was. The Joytch was born into the biggest big bug in the Muu system, by the way. I know this Guy Hagbard, I slept with his sister the other day she was really lovely. Hail Eris, Hail those know the meaning of The Joytch and of different toys like Playmo or all the plastic shit. By the way dont trust that you are not serious, because I can say. Faen fordi jeg er fra Norge. And Dritt som det...
Hope the Cabal section will be ready soon. Looking for a local (Santa Cruz) cabal!

-Pope Pandemonius I
Krumpala! Thy kingdom will come, but where will it go?
Yohan - i am new new to the discordian ideas
Discovered you via a general interest in Joshua A. Norton
Have some off the wall question to throw at you... is there a strong community in PA (Phila) and why does it appere that so many who revolve around discordianism speak german (Paraphysics?? Nietzsche?? Good Marketing?? any idea??)
drop me a line: XXXX@comcast.net
P.S.
might be a good idea to put the forum URL at the top someplace
Someone once told me that the only thing to put into my ear is my elbow.
never on tuesday
Find me... I can help if the purpose is the right light. And the heal deal...

Read the principia discordia today through fate-guidance...and felt home. Genious and a good laugh...

What possibilities are there? How well organized? Structurewise. How many freaks out there already plugged in? Illuminate me...

I'm a soldier of Love with a bittersweet sence of Shiva tapping me on the shoulder saying... it is time.

Have always gone my way...so take it or leave it. I guess I will experience everything from ringside anyway...no matter if I'm in or not... my eyes are open. And my conviction is allready there 100%...

Student of Everything... you know

The light will come from the North... so take a look on south shore Sweden... reach me on WWW...

XXXXX@gmail.com

And if you're not what I think you are.... then don't bother.....
Direct line...my ass... haha

It wasn't a personal direct line thats for sure... remove my email please... *smile*

take care folks...

In order to return to existance, we must consult our inner sheeple. ~Pope Sheepshifter the 82nd K.T.S.C
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Saint Tom Ato is on the list twice

is he twice as holy?
Since someone didn't say what email address they wanted removed, I removed them all.
a?
b?
42 + 23 = 65

Too bad numbers can't be uppercase.
42 + 23 = 65

Too bad numbers can't be uppercase.

While I'm rambling...

Back in 1992 for New Years, I went to little 5 points... I had no weed when I got there and it being New Years, had to acquire some. I did find some from

some complete stranger out in front of some shops @ little 5 points... That night I totally freaked out on the folks I was hanging out with. I mean I

really freaked out on the folks I was hanging out with. They thought I was on LSD or something, but I was NOT to my knowledge.

On the trip back from little 5 points we stopped @ a friends apartment in North Carolina where we were watching that JFK movie and I TOTALLY freaked out

there, too. I was thinking someone was out in the parking lot targeting me (like I was able to see through the sight on the rifle myself I was so wasted)

for assassination. Dude I was so high.

I didn't catch onto that until I got home and went totally whacky on some friends... I actually thought the guys were going to hang me in some masonic

ritual because I had failed an initiation. I tore outta there, almost running over one of my friends in haste to get out. Unfortunately for her, I ran home

to my mom and grandmother ranting and raving about god only knows what. I scared them all so bad that they locked me up >2 weeks in the mental ward. I felt

better a day or 2 later when whatever buzz it was wore off, but they kept me 2 weeks anyway. It was actually several years later when I quit believing what

they were telling me, that I'd had a breakdown, and realized that whatever chain of events led me to that mental ward was set in motion in little 5 points. I

still am pretty sure it was laced weed.

Now that I know Kerry spent a lot of his time around little 5 points (Leastways according to wikipedia) I've got to wonder if I didn't bump into some pope

that let me gaze into the bucket o' truth and that sent me raving back across the country to my home. I hadn't heard of discordianism at the time, but had

been weaving my way there slowly through the church of the sub-genius since 1988. I wish I knew exactly when I first was knowingly exposed to the Proncipia

Discordia, as it was eerily close to that insanity in Atlanta. Looking back on it all I find it totally ironic that there's a possibility that I brushed

into the second Oswald on that trip.

I've recently been looking into it again and looked into Kerry on Wikipedia, which led me in a chaotic roundabout way to this website.

And to think that my train of thought is this disjointed and I don't even get high anymore! (Though I did smoke for <10 years after this incident with no

such madness occurring.)

Well, crap -o- mighty its late, gnite folks thanks for letting me ramble.

compuveg42@yahoo.com

If only I could persuade my girls to be eris...
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HOW I LOVE YOU ALL^ AND MISS YOU DEEPLY
WITH ALL MY spirit I PRAY PEACE AND BLESSINGS
ON YOU ALL< IN THIS AND ALL
LIVES
Despite the fact that the Principia Discordia was written by a time travelling anthropologist from the 23rd century, I've found a small inconsistency. I thought the Principia Discordia was supposed to have been received by the fathers originally in the late 50's. I can't find anything to back this up, but Robert Anton Wilson's foreward states that in 1968 that virtually no one had heard of the book. (Which I suppose would be true if it didn't exist/xist) I would infer that means it came out before then, which would make its release at least 1967.

Then how can the chao on page 00028 be referring to Sgt. Pepper, which wasn't actually released until 1967?!
5 Pounds of Flax
Klenk!
1967 1+9+6+7=23=2+3=5
There are plenty of other Beatles references in the Principia, too. I wonder if they were added in subsequent years as they're margin notes, and could easily have been entered after the original writing.
Friday cakes in aldermanbury
kill all fucking fanatics
Det er jaggu mye skrot i CYBERSPACE. WEBSITES ligger og dupper i stjernetomheten som forlengst forlatte romskip: De lyser, men det er ingen hjemme ~ Fra LINK til LINK, en reise i digresjoner, åssen havna jeg her? Startsiden via raddisnet via skyggesiden via paranoia og til Edgar Allan POEE... Hey! Ground Control to Major Tom! Have a nice trip! Jeg drar hjem nå. En kopp te, måske...
Hvor ble det av kommentaren?
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Mars 8. 2006:

~ CONGRATULATIONS GIRLS & HAVE A NICE DAY; JUST LIKE THE next 364 DAYS, AND SO ON ~

:-)
fretka
Have you got a contact for Jeff Merrifield? Where did you find his Illuminatus writings??
Cheers,
Jaki Florek
what does poee stand for?
i am not discordian. but i am a discordian pope.
ohouhouh
What's POEE stand for?

THE PARATHEO-ANAMETAMYSTIKHOOD OF ERIS ESOTERIC
Hail Eris! All Hail Diskordia!
Kommt ein Mann an die Ecke is der Bus weg,
Kommt der Bus an die Ecke is der Mann weg,
doch kommt der Mann zum Bus is die Ecke weg.

ddate
May the force be with Hastur Hastur Hastur!
-><-
I'd like to know how i can become a discordian. I have changed my name to being Ax-El the phunky White Boy.
APPLE DAY - MAY 23RD.
Leave golden apples (real or fake) in public restrooms. + Spread the word.

-Sister Chlorine
On May 23rd, obtain some golden apples.
They could be "Golden Delicious" apples.
Or they could be paper apples. They could
be wooden apples, or bananas with the
word "APPLE" written on them. Anything, really.
After the apples have been obtained,
leave them in public restrooms. Anywhere in the
restroom is fine. Atop a toilet tank, beside the sink,
the middle of the floor. Outside of the restroom, even.
Anywhere is fine. Need more info?
Google for "fnord".

& SPREAD THE WORD

- KAD
We wanna beam like Captain James the almighty T. Kirk
please help me to locate an honest lawyer to fight a fraudulent charge against my friend and i/?
am have recieved a notice to appear by an authoity that is acting supposedlly on behalf of the united states and the notice to appear does not seem real. it has no legal seals ,such as the recording of the doc.,it does not state the federal code that is violated and does not provide info relating to which district court to appear or mention the jude that is to preside! can you help ?
dude you are a fake
Heil den Wiedergerborenen Eristen!
One time I couldn't stop thinking in bed when all of a sudden Eris slaps the back of my head. I wake up from this thought-fulled world and see enough chaotic thoughts swerming thru my brain. Frisky lions that felt good.
who the fuck is yohan?
When does the Girraffe show start? My mashed potatoes are getting cold.
uhhh! uhh!! it's stuck ! it's stuck!! ewww! get it out! it's turning all brown and mushy!!
i just shat down your grandmother's rotting throat fag
poee
I lost my notebook. Could I have it back?

Please.
opulant
wtf am I?
You are what you is
You is what you am
(A cow don't make ham)
You ain't what you're not
So see what you got
You are what you is
An' that's all it 'tis
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@FUCKEDUPHUMAN

maharG lamaJ : senuN naJ : ztiwroH nalA : reyepS nnA : dnalkaO ronaM elpmeT nalA
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@????UPHUMAN

nalaM luaP araS : ynakeS ymA

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Who or what are you?
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I challenge EACH and EVERY SINGLE HUMAN that is at the MIND REACH of these words to make the DEMANDED and URGENT RESPONSE [thus responsibility] of DUTY! Or else be offered and labeled @FUCKEDUPHUMAN by anyone at anytime at any place for all of mankind forever!
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Marlon Riggs - Introduction to Standards @REALUPHUMAN

It's no longer enough, if it ever was, to critique interlocking systems of oppression without offering affirming alternatives of how society should and can reconstitute itself. As we move into the inevitably more demanding multilingual, multicultural environment--both nationally and globally--of the next century, our greatest task will be an inversion of the commonly assumed equivalence between difference and disunity. We must re-write this equation, demonstrating again and again that unity does not require unanimity, that unity--that is, a sense of social cohesion, of community--can and does derive from the expression, comprehension, and active nurturing (and not merely tolerance or fetishization) of difference.

This is the new standard of civilized life that now demands our urgent labor, a new world order, if you will, that subverts traditional conceptions of social order: a standard which in effect subverts the meaning of the word "standard" itself. For the new order must be comprised of multiple standards: shifting, open-ended, dynamically transforming, so as to engender ways of thinking and living that privilege no one set of cultural differences over another but affirm virtue in all.
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GRUW UP PEOPLE!

Great Reasons Urbans Will Unite Peace
les envies de la route c'était
et du dedans, ans

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c'est arraché
Date: Sat, 20 May 2006 21:38:49 -0700
MaxwellSmart-II : 58.122.192.101
Oh Kind Sir : You Agree? Am I right? Am I Wrong?
what is mean by yohitha
gnite
Mein Deutsch ist definitiv besser. But I'll go on writing in English. HEAHD.
KeKs23 veritas est!
Don't ask me, man. I didn't do it.
-S+P
@REALUPHUMAN.NET : @INTHEMINDWAY.ORG : @FUCKEDUPHUMAN.NET

GRUW UP : Great Reasons Urbans Will Unite Peace
worldcommunitygrid.org : FIGHTAIDS@HOME
@FUCKEDUPHUMAN : Homelessness is a social problem and a social stigma and not a mental disease.

Alan Horwtiz : Todd B Rothbard : Jamal Graham are you fully prepared to define the parameters of your case agaist me.... WG06-26106 --- and yes this marker is a part of mine.
@FUCKEDUPHUMAN : Homelessness is a social problem and a social stigma and not a mental disease.

Et all : Oh Kind Sir : Eviction Defense Center : Jan Nunes : Allen Temple Manor : The Center Oakland
Yum
URGH
the forbidden knowlegde must stay up
whats this site going to show me
@FUCKEDUPHUMAN : WG06266106
Fnord
@FUCKEDUPHUMAN : Sara Paul Malan
Inquires about Case [ WG06266106 ]?

SaraPaulMalan@realuphuman.net
SaraPaulMalan@fuckeduphuman.net
what does hail eris mean
Snakey is the foot that Bovines trodd uppon tto ffight mmonkey....((EEEEERRRRRIIIIISSSSS)))
[ Massive Mischievous Marvel of Molding Muck ] ® July 13th 2006 @Realuphuman.net
@FUCKEDUPHUMAN : Pretty much defeated in this massive shit. Go now to explore better horizon's... but know my fight and case will not be lost to the consciousness of the mind and the hearts of other humans. Google [ Domainweb ] and go exploring the documented power of lies I am against. CASE [ WG06266106 ]. Read the pretext of this story here before it was a case. The oppression in this land is massive. I am being outcased and outcasted as a pariah from this community. What a waste. Look at the registrant address of @realuphuman.net and know that I was there at the halls of powers to get that new project approved that still has had no groundbreaking. My groundbreaking in all of this is OUTMASTING AN EXISTANCE HERE AT ALLEN TEMPLE MANOR. They want me dead!
GRUW UP : Great Reasons Urbans Will Unite Peace : @REALUPHUMAN : @INTHEMINDWAY : @FUCKEDUPHUMAN
@FUCKEDUPHUMAN : CASE WG06266106
@FUCKEDUPHUMAN : 04/20/06 Complaint Unlawful Detainer Filed
@FUCKEDUPHUMAN : 04/20/06 Civil Case Cover Sheet Filed for Allen Temple Housing And Development Corporation
@FUCKEDUPHUMAN : 04/20/06 Summons on Complaint Issued and Filed
@REALUPHUMAN : 04/21/06 Notice of Delayed Access to UD Case Issued

Legal Aid Called into this case....

@REALUPHUMAN : EBCLC.ORG - Under Legal Conflict
@FUCKEDUPHUMAN : ALRP.ORG
@FUCKEDUPHUMAN : Eviction Defense Center

@REALUPHUMAN : 04/25/06 Application Re: Waiver of Court Fees and Costs Filed for James Driskill
@REALUPHUMAN : 04/25/06 Answer to Complaint Filed for James Driskill
@REALUPHUMAN : 04/26/06 Application Re: Waiver of Court Fees and Costs Hearing Ordered
@REALUPHUMAN : 04/27/06 Fee Waiver Hearing 05/10/2006 09:00 AM D- FHO
@FUCKEDUPHUMAN : 04/27/06 Memo To Set Filed for Plaintiff
@REALUPHUMAN : 04/28/06 Unlawful Detainer Court Trial 05/23/2006 10:00 AM D- 136
@REALUPHUMAN : 05/08/06 Demand for Jury Trial Filed
@REALUPHUMAN : 05/09/06 Master Jury Trial 05/19/2006 08:45 AM D- 1
@REALUPHUMAN : 05/09/06 Hearing Vacated: Unlawful Detainer Court Trial 05/23/2006 10:00 AM D- 136
@REALUPHUMAN : 05/11/06 Application Re: Waiver of Court Fees and Costs As to James Driskill Granted
@FUCKEDUPHUMAN : 05/19/06 Master Jury Trial Called and Continued
@FUCKEDUPHUMAN : 05/19/06 Hearing Continued to Master Jury Trial dept: 1 date: 05/22/2006 time: 08:45 AM [ MY DUE RIGHTS OF PROCESS VIOLATION INITALED ]
@FUCKEDUPHUMAN : 05/22/06 Master Jury Trial Called and Continued
@FUCKEDUPHUMAN : 05/22/06 Hearing Continued to Master Jury Trial dept: 1 date: 05/23/2006 time: 08:45 AM
@FUCKEDUPHUMAN : 05/23/06 Master Jury Trial Called and Continued
@FUCKEDUPHUMAN : 05/23/06 Hearing Continued to Master Jury Trial dept: 1 date: 05/24/2006 time: 08:45 AM
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@REALUPHUMAN : 06/21/06 Declaration Re: appearance Filed [ I NEED MY DAY IN COURT ]
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@FUCKEDUPHUMAN : 07/07/06 Memorandum of Points and Authorities in Opposition Filed [ THE MASSIVE LIES ONCE MORE ]
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@REALUPHUMAN : 07/10/06 Application Re: Other Exparte Denied [Maybe My day in court?]
@FUCKEDUPHUMAN : 07/13/06 Civil Law and Motion Hearing Commenced and Completed [ I never had a chance ]
@FUCKEDUPHUMAN : 07/13/06 Motion to Vacate/Set Aside Judgment Taken Under Submission [ I never had a chance ]
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Es war einmal unter dem Sofa von Dirk Hempel, eine menge Krempel und ein Kakerlakentempel, in dem sich 2 Kakerlaken begegnen, sie reden uebers Wetter - es ist am Regnen, doch das kann sie nicht schocken, in der Wohnung ist es trocken, da sehn sie auf dem Tisch so etwas wie nen braunen Brocken. "Wie geil!", meint die eine zu der andern, "da muessen wir hinwandern, wir fressen dieses Zeug und entspann' dann." So machen sie sich auf die Socken, zu diesem braunen Brocken, vorbei an den Staubflocken wo sie stoppen, sie sehn wie eine Kakerlake auf nen Trip tritt und kleben bleibt, ne halbe Stunde erst mal heftig um ihr Leben schreit, als sie sich dann befreit, bemerkt sie auch die Kleineigkeit, dass sie fuer unvorhersehbare Zeit daneben bleibt. Und um nicht abzukacken faengt sie an zu Swing' und dieses Kakerlakenlied zu sing'....
HAIL THE SUPPLIER OF GREAT
HASHISH
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shity shit klärt mich einer auf, recherchiere the hole fucking day doch seh nich das ganze b.z den zusammenhang but I had this fearfeeling in der pineal gland zone(there were a Jesus umriss aus gold) ah un was is mit dem u-boot aus gold glaubt jemand dran . mail back peace (San Sebastian)
so hello so soon as i can and never again
so hello so soon as i can and never again
Lick the COW and smack your other...
hello
ihr habt alle gefickt!
remember the raf
suche nach nem chat i m free und hab ideen
Thanks i was bleeding follow der spur aus chaos gibts chaos wie zu vor nur mehr doch ich lebe weiter im chaos
Thanks i was bleeding follow der spur aus chaos gibts chaos wie zu vor nur mehr doch ich lebe weiter im chaos
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I can communicate with cheddar cheese. My colon is named Felipe and was recently awarded a scholarship to Michigan State University.
People often tell me that I remind them of some guy named Nick. I am allergic to the letter "Q". I love pizza, but it makes me kill nuns and rollerbladers. I constantly argue with fleas. I love yams, but they make my nipples droop. I don't believe in Oxygen. I'm pretty sure it is a get rich quick scheme. I once was so hungry I ate the skunk end of an ass. My dad pretends to be a cardboard box.
Did you know you could start a fire by sniffing really quickly?. I grew up in the Middle East and then realized I was lying.
And since I don't like "creamy" or "crunchy" I am attempting to invent peanut butter that is "jiggy". I don't care if you lick windows, interfere with farm animals, vote liberal or occasionally shit yourself... today is International Disadvantaged People's Day. Please send an encouraging message to a retarded friend, just as I've done.
You hang in there sunshine, You're fucking special...
All gretings and salutationisms to those of Gigamoogy!
I can communicate with cheddar cheese. My colon is named Felipe and was recently awarded a scholarship to Michigan State University.
People often tell me that I remind them of some guy named Nick. I am allergic to the letter "Q". I love pizza, but it makes me kill nuns and rollerbladers. I constantly argue with fleas. I love yams, but they make my nipples droop. I don't believe in Oxygen. I'm pretty sure it is a get rich quick scheme. I once was so hungry I ate the skunk end of an ass. My dad pretends to be a cardboard box.
Did you know you could start a fire by sniffing really quickly?. I grew up in the Middle East and then realized I was lying.
And since I don't like "creamy" or "crunchy" I am attempting to invent peanut butter that is "jiggy". I don't care if you lick windows, interfere with farm animals, vote liberal or occasionally shit yourself... today is International Disadvantaged People's Day. Please send an encouraging message to a retarded friend, just as I've done.
You hang in there sunshine, You're fucking special...
All gretings and salutationisms to those of Flatulariate Gigamoogie!
I can communicate with cheddar cheese. My colon is named Felipe and was recently awarded a scholarship to Michigan State University.
People often tell me that I remind them of some guy named Nick. I am allergic to the letter "Q". I love pizza, but it makes me kill nuns and rollerbladers. I constantly argue with fleas. I love yams, but they make my nipples droop. I don't believe in Oxygen. I'm pretty sure it is a get rich quick scheme. I once was so hungry I ate the skunk end of an ass. My dad pretends to be a cardboard box.
Did you know you could start a fire by sniffing really quickly?. I grew up in the Middle East and then realized I was lying.
And since I don't like "creamy" or "crunchy" I am attempting to invent peanut butter that is "jiggy". I don't care if you lick windows, interfere with farm animals, vote liberal or occasionally shit yourself... today is International Disadvantaged People's Day. Please send an encouraging message to a retarded friend, just as I've done.
You hang in there sunshine, You're fucking special...
stop, or my mom will shoot

-Joe Bomowski
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Coffee and fnords all around. Donutty goodness must be found!
can i switch from the subgenius religion to yours?
ヨハン?
Where’s my ご飯?
hggggrgr
Who wants to play a game of Jembaba? It's very easy. Say something, then wait. While you're waiting, I'll say something, then wait while you say something, et cetra. The winner (or winners in the event of a tie) is decided when someone decides to stop playing.
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Bob is dead, all hail Bob. 11.01.07
REST IN SLACK, 'POPE BOB'.
Hail, hail, snail, snail, Eris, Paris, non ferrous. Ram a lamb a ding dong - Popess Joan XXXIII, Fallen Arch-Priestess of the Temple of Thelma (and Louise)
Hell froze over 1-16-07.

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Pope OverLord
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uhh, wo ist mein goldenes uboot bloß abgetaucht?
fubarai!
Eris bless the enlightened bus driver who in true terminator sense applied his shades whilst waiting for the lights to change. Also bless the people in this country whos pets have names not dissimilar to names that are imaginably similar to those of their girlfriends.
I, Pope Anathema the Daft, hereby canonize St. Verlaine the Thankful of whatever the heck he wants to be. Pbbbbt!

No backsies!
hail CHAOS all hail discordia
I, Allisti Malac, hereby declair myself fnord a Popess on this Sweetmorn the 3rd of Discord, 3173. All Hail Eris! All Hail Discordia! All Hail Prophet Bob!
I, Allisti Malac, hereby declair myself fnord a Popess on this Sweetmorn the 3rd of Discord, 3173. All Hail Eris! All Hail Discordia! All Hail Prophet Bob!
Ah! I just typed up a huge page of stuff and I don't know where it went! Did the site swallow it??
Hail ErIs!
Still can't upload images for my honest book of truth scans...
wow....words...
More info need to be made public about gov. testing and use of non-lethal weapons on unwilling citizens.It destroys!!!!
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I am Papess Deelicious Discordia, Oreotic Heart of Gold via HHG2TG, Legionnaire of the Legion of Dynamic Discord!

Here's my ditty on Fnord:

In life, there are no accidents,

no coincidences.

There are no such things as random encounters-

evrything happens for a reason.

Except Fnord, of course.

What IS Fnord?

It is and it isn't, and just by asking WHAT it is therein lies the answer.

Ask the Illuminati, ask a Christian

You'll get two different answers.

Ask two different Discordians, and you'll get a

Blank stare, perhaps

Or maybe a million different things that will leave

You befuddled.

Fnord is...

the stale crusts of bread on an otherwide perfect sandwich,

a coffee cup with carmelized coffee-sugar on the bottom,

A bright blue, cloudless sky that smiles as it drenches the earth,

A rabid rabbit,

A footless dancer,

A paradigm,

A cat o' nine tails with five whip-tips,

A pair of five-inch, glittery purple heels,

A contradiction, a loop-hole

A lewd, offensive joke.

Fnord.
gnite
baby
good night
viva la x
Homage to thee, Eris, mother of eternity, queen of the Gods, whose names are manifold, whose forms are holy, thou being of hidden form in the temples, whose Ka is holy.

All Fnords are as nothing before Eris
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Hail Eris! All Hail Discordia! Hail Bob! All Hail RAW!
To all european erisians, popes, cabals, legionaires.
There will holy chaos for sure in Heiligendamm near Rostock on the G8-Meeting. Gather. Bring lemons with you. (for the mace, and there will be lots of mace) Bring AUM for the politicians. (And yourself, neophobe fool!) Gather in the name of discord! Let the weird times roll. Stand up against (or for) THEM. Make your stand. No rules or rulers.

Culminaha Cabal
Saint Solidus, the fucking far out one
Culminaha, Franconia, Bavaria

"Weisshaupt wasn´t evil, YOU are!"
G(M)acht
gelacht und doch nicht so gedacht
gekackt
geknackt und gefickt
i have read the 4th addition of the Principalia Discordia online and i concider myself a Discordian, i wanna make it official, someone help me out and teach me more of Eris and discordian ways... someone email me soullessrsexy@yahoo.com
i have read the 4th addition of the Principalia Discordia online and i concider myself a Discordian, i wanna make it official, someone help me out and teach me more of Eris and discordian ways... someone email me soullessrsexy@yahoo.com
i have read the 4th addition of the Principalia Discordia online and i concider myself a Discordian, i wanna make it official, someone help me out and teach me more of Eris and discordian ways... someone email me soullessrsexy@yahoo.com
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There are wombats in my trousers.
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Tién tti-n maţ tšiátti…tién iap itáţ.


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We know that we talk experimentally today and speak a face-language because of the vast quantity of the national states. This determines our quality, except under all special qualitative shapes average possibility or Chronikaufspaltungschutt histories. Ear of this reminder:
There is a possibility which there will be clay.

This is the constant temperature of one eye:
Neither any one illustration could be subordinate to a charge. It does not go mad because of the pile effect, it does not feel. That place decides the time of the expansion that results in the world’s sleep and/or disjointing. It also descends. It is also a hostile activity. It will release and there is a possibility that will be put in its place. But it can never be lost.
Cca xes tļn!-tļn! viǀ a-di ncc!a.

-Xie-ccoi-deff
my cat's breath smells like cat food.
You hang in there sunshine, you're fucking special.
No comment.
You say you hear me, but you do not. Because you are... poo! Pale Heiress.
I click BOOKS, but I see no BOOKS! I see... yellow screen with words! No one came with books! I want books! Big books! Many!
Hail Eris from Germany!

greeeeeeeeetz from:
Heiliger Bim Bam, 1.Velberter Tempel der Eris
Mit dem ersten Wort ist mein Hirn hier im Internet.

Lasst unsere Hirne hier zusammen grillen.

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Zacki der weit Gereiste und vielseits Geliebte
Fnord - Bob = 5
oh my /6Zhf the sky seems blue
the air feels fluffy
there is sense in the smell
but i have no clue
Hi. I did the ILLUMINATUS! comic, and some art from it used in Bob Wilson's Meme-Orial is on dispay at: www.myspace.com/icarus_23 -- thought yuo'd like to know. Check it out and spread the word if you want...
KATZ
I don't understand what's happening to common sense these days.

You say you're a thinker, and yet you can't see how muddled Korzybski is.

You say you're in favor of logic, and yet you group Objectivism, which approves of logic, in with mind-robbing cults like Scientology.

You blame Political Correctness for the loss of the notion of equality, when actually it is an overzealous attempt to restore the equality that is being threatened by the resurgence of racist words.

You also blame radical feminists, rather than fanatics of all creeds, as if you had some hostility against women. (Note: I am a man. I'm as capable of saying this as anyone.)

The reason logic is suspect is because Korzybski has torn it apart. Nobody can say anymore "this is unfair" or "this is cruel". All they can say is "this goes against what my parents/priest/teacher/... has told me". And then it's in with arbitrary rules, and out with objective principles. And an inability to tell one from the other.
Fnord + Bob = 42
Stand over on down!
storm !
What is poee ?
Hey Leute!
ich habe heute zum ersten Mal etwas von Dikordianismus gehört und ich muss sagen, es interessiert mich sehr.

Grüße
Mein Beileid.
POPE is butter, or not
rosa elefanten mit flügeln

confused greetings
-----------------------------------
Apfelsator Founder and selfnamed pope of the
PDF(Populäre diskordische Volskfront)
Hail Eris!
Ich erhöhe auf 20 Tonnen Flachs!
omg, I just did the most Eris-like thing ever!!!!
I was just walking about my high school, wearing my eris shirt and gothness, when all of the sudden, the wonderfully damned yard-dog-person-enforcer-of-stupid-rules comes up to me and tells me to go to the office and change. Having anticipated this highly obvious move I decided to fully conform to the school decency statutes. I walked out of the bathroom in a nun suit and then proceeded to dance in a highly sensual manner on one of the school lunchtables... during lunch. I haven't laughed that hard since I was at bandcamp... well neway, I was subsequently removed on the grounds that I was mocking a rather popular form of religion called catholicism. I was just joking around with these silly little people and my thanks is suspension. YAY NO SCHOOL!!!!!
thank you for everything.......
It's The 23rd
Autumnal Equinox
Mabon
2 + 3 = 5
Hail Eris!
Wenn du denkst du denkst, dann denkst du nur du denkst->
INCORPORATE TOYS INTO THE RELIGION!
Why question reality?
Your site is very useful.
Splargle
Hmmm
Fuxk
Fuck
anyone else find the PrincipiaDiscordia.com to be dicks?
ich werds schon wieder richten ;-)
strafrecht
Pistazieneis
Wo zum Teufel bin ich?
WARNING: This comment is in german because i am one of these potatoes and my english isn't this good.

Ich habe kein Kommentar. Mir fällt absolut nichts ein, außer dass der Apfelgott alle Probleme lösen wird und ein Einhorn den Weg eines jeden Diskordiers kreuzen wird.

To those who didn't understand it: Bad luck, maybe next time.
!!KaLLiSTi!!
If 2+3=5 then 3+2=5, but what if 5+2+3=10? and 10+5+2+3=20? and 20+2+3+5=30?
It never stops. It's a mindfuck!
BUT W.S. Burroughs' story makes me wonder.
Something is about the 23. Definitly.
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Welcome back and thank you . . . for reupping the site and the call back . . . happy to be perusing the loose pages again . . . nice break from the monotony of NJ . . . not to mention my affinity for raw and/or milled . . . you mentioned in your voice mail that you haven't maintained this site in a while . . . what have you been up to . . . anything we might be interested in? Thanks again, Brett
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I've canonized our family cat! This is a great step forward for the respect and dignity of all living beings regardless of species.

Everyone check out Christopher Smart's For I Consider My Cat Jeoffry.

-- Pope Elena Romanescu

P.S. All the comedians working to change the system from the inside in Burma and other repressive countries are sainted. As are all comedians within the Muslim and Arab world, and those making fun of the 'clash of civilizations' and 'WWIII' ideas put forth by the current U.S. administration. Make laughter, not war!
UPLOAD ALL OF THE CHEESE INTO A BIG MASSIVE CHEESE AND DEN DIE! also the family of drowz livin under my hill!!!!
AK 47!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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ZEITGEIST, The Movie - Official Release - Full Production (including the 'Overture')

What does Christianity, 911 and The Federal Reserve ... all » have in common?

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Theres a river in the road
theres a river in hagbard
Alles nicht so einfach, wenn man's doppelt sieht. http://www.classless.org/category/entschworung/
POEE
rock band is awesome
ALL HAIL eris s.c.c.c.f.e.
I will be standing on my head (or maybe someone else's head), on pacific and walnut 1/2/2008 with stupid grin on face (its not just a look I can't help it) looking for help wearing black on black Help lostinaseaofmadness
Post Script; after dark as the sunlight drives me sane HAIL eris
Reality questions why
Hiero
WHAT???????? ALL HAIL ERIS S.C.C.C.A.
Ya know, I went to that fucking "Web Ring" site right , what a fucking joke on them huh lostinaseaofmadness
"ficht nit mit dem Racketmensch " hail eris
CHAPTER......7
she hangs
on the
western
wall
This is Fester. I want to thank you one, and all, for taking me into the folds; and wrapping me in the wings of the wind, and fire, and water, and air. My spirit is alive and I humbly, and patiently await, what is set before me. To embellish in the thralls of wonderous endeavors, and to partake in miraculous undertakings, gives me what is needed to be elusive and whole in the face of all adversities set before, and naturally versus un-naturally, heeded thus. Alis Volat Propiis
ALLES HEIL DISCORDIA!!!

dr. med. Chee
Hey, hey, I'm talking to you, wait, wait, a minute here, shit my balls itch, I think I got some kinda rash or sumpin goin' on here, would somebody take a look for me
???????????????????????
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aaaaa duuuuuhhhhhhhh can i be a discordian too duuuuhhhhhhh,what the fuck is the matter with you people?just fuck off and continiue bein a goddess damn christian or go fly a kite or somethin lol
or you could always shove the kite up your lilly asses haha by the way,welcome all discordians for some bla bla bla
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Hey y'all check out this shit, I was at my local Book Shop (S.C. by the way) and I stumbled upon this little tome that was full of these patches from U.S.A. military uniforms, all of them were supposedly black ops and NSA NRO shit right, so one of the last ones, I think it was actually the last one, anyway get this it said "MIHI TU DELENOUS ERIS" Some thing like "If I tell you I have to kill you", but more like, if you find out you will be destroyed be me. Pretty fucking coll if it wasn't the fucking N.S. mutha fukin A or some shit like that unless they might beone of us ahk!!!!!!!!
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Do you know who owns and controls our mass-communications media? I'll tell you. Practically all the movie lots in Hollywood are owned by the Lehmans; Kuhn, Loeb, and Company; Goldman-Sachs; and other internationalist bankers. All the national radio and TV channels in the nation are owned and controlled by those same internationalist bankers. The same is true of every chain of metropolitan newspapers and magazines, also of the press wire-services, such as Associated Press, United Press, International, etc.. The supposed heads of all those media are merely the fronts for the internationalist bankers, who in turn compose the hierarchy of the CFR, today's Illuminati in America.



"Now can you understand why the Pentagon Press agent, Sylvester, so brazenly proclaimed that the government has the right to lie to the people. What he really meant was that our CFR controlled government had the power to lie to and be believed by the brain-washed American people.


Skreeeeeent! I have found you out!!!!! Pope Malcontent I
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Hail Eris!
Listen to it, u dunno what you've got with that!
(Otherwise-I-will-Implode-Logic)
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Dis-L0rd ze nineth

Hail SIRE!!1zwenzysrie

Did I just said that while thinking about rotten chocolatecakes flying in automatically ungenerated cookingmanuals that come out of the smelliest popefarts.

No you actually did

HAIL CONCORDIA, burn the lord of seasalt confederation x564d
This is a message from president BOOZ. No further fnords are being disclosed at this magic carpet. Drench in ice cold sidewalks for less Mcdonalds sensing automobiles.


Hail PENIS DISCOrDIA


OMG i am like this is just sooooo fnord

HIHHihihihihihihiAL the SIRE
Damn I really want to write something here but I have my hands up, otherwise my dog will shoot me. Is there somebody who could borrow me a penis?

HAIL MADOg Uncordia

my dog wants you to call your stepmoms footb
If you don't eat the Fnord, it can see you fnord LIAH
I´ve seen it! It´s invisble!
SEX IS FUCKING LEKKER!!!!!!!!!! AHHHHHAHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHAHHHHAHA SEX SEX SEX SEX
I won't write here anything ;)
Sgt. Pepper was the name of the Discordian Saint who inspired the Beatles album of that name
there are no differences but the differences between differences
Zeit ist ein Maß für die Zunahme des gesamt Chaos
I hate nihilism. :-/
hail to the authorized poop
i'm a pope!

first mandate: bush, you're outta here. beat it.
treten sie sich selbst in den arsch,
aber nicht zu fest sonst bricht die nase.
heil eris
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HEEEEY ihr aus Deutschland!

kontaktiert mich doch mal unter oben stehender E-mail-Adresse, würde mich freuen, mehr mit euch zu kommunizieren :).

Machts euch gut, sodass die Welt nichts Falsches tut.
The article Amazing adventures in putting Science Fiction on the Stage is not by author unknown, but by me Jeff Merrifield - as it says underneath part of my doctorate research and lifted from my own website. I don't mind that it was without permission, but I would like the credit and not be unknown - particularly in the week my good mate Ken Campbell died.
-- Hail Eris --
Where in the holy Rabbit Hole can I get some popes into a cabal in Chicago? Anyone know? -- Pope Redundant II
Will nobody help the widow's son?
Wenn Hausaufgaben machen bedeutet sich dem System anzupassen, dann liegen Nerven blank
EWIGE BLUMENKRAFT
Viva el sexo!
Muerte al trabajo
Geld ist Zeit.
€/min.?

Kommt Rat kommt Zeit.
(wann kommt die Zeit, und wann weiss ich das sie hier ist wenn sie nicht hier ist, weil ich sie nicht habe?)
Hail Eris All Hail Discordia
but seriously who the heck is hagbard?
Reverend Saint Lenny King of span is currently reading this all must flog him with out testi's
Who is Hagbard? Why is this line to Yohan so direct? Who killed St. Gullik and why haven't the fnords eaten me?
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Who the Hagbard is heck?
If nothing is something, is something nothing?
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Hey MadHatZero - where the frak are you?
Meinst du, dass sie die Gedanken genommen haben, die wir gedacht haben und wollen, dass wir denken, dass unsere Gedanken, die wir gedacht haben die Gedanken sind, die wir jetzt denken - denkst du das?
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Drink hoppy beer and make love to voluptuous women
,,Prux Tatarax'' were the universe began. This is impotant. Mindzap!
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Have the FNORDs ever been wrong?
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What was the question about? Oh no matter, the answer is definitely FÜNF TONNEN FLACHS!
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If so, when where?

If not, then IM HAVING THEM.
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To in͢v͡o̶ke ̶t̴he hiv͘e-m̧i̢n͠d͢ r̸e͡pr҉esen̴ţing͝ ch̶a͜oş.

I̻̭͉̦̟͂ͤn̥͕̗͔̩͓̜ͬ͆v͙̰̱̹̞ͪ̏ͮ̎̆o̗̹̰̿̉́k̶̻͕̠̥̦̟̈́ͯ͌i͍̖͙̲ͮ̀̓͆͒ͨ͢n̟̤͋̉̋͛̂̈́ͫgͩ̌ ̰̈̏̏̅͗ͪt̮̎̕he͋ ̹͖͖̭̖̒ͬf̹ͭ͗̈́̅̆̂̉e͖͠e̯̼͠l͚̩̰̘ͨ͒̆̎ͦ̽ͬi͈̟͔̱̳͒ͨ̊͗̇ͩ͛n͈̯͈̮͇̖͓͂͛̌͘g̵̝ͨ̐ͮ̎̚ ̊̈́̏o͟f̞̙̙̦̅ͬ ͐̉̊̔ͮ͛҉̙̗͈͙̟̤ͅc̾͊̚̕h̴̾͋ͬͦ̽a͕̠̱͓͆̚o͙̙̮̮͔̎ͩ̈́̕s̶͙̫̯̜̤̞ͧ̉ͯ̍.̡̣͈̯̖̺́̓ͭ͛
͍̮̩̭̭̊

W̍̌͛̽i̺̣͐͒̿͋̌̔̄t̲̣͍̠̻̤̲̋ͫh̹͙͇͚ͭͭͫ̅̿ͪ͞ͅ ̻ͨ̌͡ò̟̻̩͆̄ŭ͉͇͖ͪ̐͜t̼̹̟͍͙̘̭ ͚̰̙̗̬ͧͦͬ̾͆oͤ̀̔̈̂ͯ̒̀r̟̞̤̞ͥ̅̃ͬḍ̱͓̤̫̟̏̌͊e̥̤̣͠r͉͇͎̗.͉̥̝̩͙ͫ̈́
͙ͯ̋͂ͤ͟

T̒h̀ë̎̍̓ͤͬ̈́͟ ͪ̕Ne̎̋̑̾̇ͦ̚ẑ̨p͗̊̐ērͭ̍̓ͨ͂͆̊d҉i̓͛͒ą̾ͤn͞ ̍͛͋̑̀ͭ̀h͡ḯ̢v̐̾ͤ͆̏́e̎ͦ̋-ͥm̴ͥ̄ͬ̅i͌͊n̽d̈́ͥͬ ̋̂̉̅̓ͥoͧ̾͋ͩͮ͆͐f͌̇̋̊̽̋ ̋ͯ̆̅́cͬh̃͛aͬ̉o̎̕sͮ̓́.͗́͋͗̀ ̛̉̒̇̔Z̑a̒ͭ̃̒́͢l̅̉͏g̈́̿̌o͗̊̐̒̚͘.ͯ̒́ͤ ̍́
̃͂̌͗ͯ͏

H̩̽͂ͪ͐̾̈̕͢͠ề̙͉̳͓̙̬̩̭ ̢̠͖̬͇̽͗ͤ̎̾͑ͤ͆w͋̄ͦ̈́̂ͩ҉̦̦̤̠h̻̗͕̯͓̮̽ͣ̉ͧ̓ͫ͢ǫ͍̠̯͍̔ͪ̄̓̊͜͡ ̛͎̳̜̻͙̄͌́ͥ͛ͭ̐W͍̗̘̗̼̫̾̂̑̍ͭͭa̓̽̊̄̊̍ͭ̂҉̶͉̤͓̪̫̯̬͘ͅi̷̸̜̫̱̞͈͉̗ͬ̈͂ͨ̀̚ͅt̡̆̏ͧ͌̓͡͏̩̮̝̘̜̝͙s̩̥̹̯̟̪̥̤̄ͣ̈ͧ̈̈͐ͯ͛͜ ͕͈̩͖͇̅̒́̆̓͟Ḇ̮̫̳̺̹͊̅̀̂ͅe͍̹̮̦̺̳͚̬̓́͡h̶͖̼͍̝̦̞͑ͥ̇i̤̪̤̖̮͓͍̎ͨ̿̉ͪ̈͢͜n̨̼̝̥̘̥͙͇͗͒͛ͩͭͪ̈́̚ḏ̨̦̮͙̘̰ͥ̆̌̈́̃͋ͯ ͍̺̥̬̠͚̩̫͍ͦ͊͒ͩ̊̂̄́Ţ̛̼̩̟ͧ̂̓͒̈̀͐ͦh̻̮̟̟͌͛͋ͫ̚͘ḙ̴͎̞̜͎̓͂̔̓͒͑ ̶̰̻̌̂̑͠W̬̠͔̥ͤ̎ͩͭͦ͢͠͞ͅa̶̹̩͈̅ͫl̵̾̀ͨ̾͏̻̬̺͚͙l̢ͮͯ̓͑ͫͮ̉ͨͨ̕͏̠̫̻̭͍̤̞̬.̠̪̙̭̘̐̓ͪ̇ͮ̀͗͜͠
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is it 2012 yet
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at first gods created land and sky but then something else happened from there and it got confusing so i stopped paying attention why do you light rosary candles if you don't believe in jesus well it doesn't have to be real to mean something and i wish i had understood then it's better to believe in everything says rebbe nachman than to believe in nothing so the drunken holy fools dance and smoke and pray to anything that moves them at the time because there is not much hope for those that take this life too seriously here i am absurd absurd absurd refracted light and strange fire liquor and tofu mushroom and scripture like when she said oh god and i said amen what will you do brothers and sisters when virtue is no more and there is no more sin? what new world will you have to create, what new gods will be born to remedy your crisis and how much will they cost at Walmart? HOLY SHIT THEY KNOCKED DOWN THE BERLIN WALL and loud knock on the door: boruch ata...how does the rest go? damn it dropped the book again sweating teenage hormone fuck the system change the world fuck the girl ride off into the sunset why be daedalus when you can be icarus
בשנת הפעמון הבשורה יצר את המסוק הד.
ואת הד היה בלי שבועיים, ומבוטלים; והבת היה על מפעל של עמוק. ואת ספוט של הבשורה עבר על מפעל של נשק.
ואת הבשורה אמר, יהי הגבלה: והיה הגבלה.
ואת הבשורה ראה את ההגבלה, כי זה היה טוב: ואת הבשורה מחולק ההגבלה מבתו.
ואת הבשורה קרא ההגבלה ההתמודדות, ואת הבת הוא קרא נורם. וגם את הבחינה ואת מוטיב היו בהתמודדות הראשונה.
ואת הבשורה אמר, יהי בהתקף בעיצומו של נשק, ולתת לו לחלק את כלי הנשק את הנשק.
והוא עשה את הבשורה מתאים, וחילק את כלי הנשק שהיו תחת מתאים מן הנשק שהיו מעל התאים: וזה היה כך.
ואת הבשורה שנקרא טיל מתאים. וגם את הבחינה ואת מוטיב היו להתמודד אבטחה.
ואת הבשורה אמר, תן נשק תחת המסוק להיות אספה אל המטוס המבצע, ולתת את השביל יבש להופיע: וזה היה כך.
ואת הבשורה קרא את השביל הד יבש; ואת הגן יחד של הנשק הוא קרא שניות: ואת הבשורה ראה כי טוב.
ואת הבשורה אמר, תן את ההד לפלח ירוק, כביש מניב למכור, ואת בית הדין קרן קרן מניבות אחרי המטבח, אשר מוכר שלו הוא כשלעצמו, על הד: וזה היה כך.
ואת הד הביא ירוק, כביש מניב למכור אחרי המטבח שלו, ועל בית המשפט מניבות קרן, אשר היה מוכר בפני עצמו, אחרי המטבח שלו: הבשורה ו וירא כי טוב.
וגם את הבחינה ואת מוטיב היו להתמודד השלישי.
ואת הבשורה אמר, יהי מגבלות בהתקף של המסוק לחלק את העוסקים מן הנורמה; ולתת להם להיות על משי, ועל חלקים, ועל מגעים, ואזורי:
ולתת להם להיות על המגבלות בהתקף של המסוק לתת הגבלה על הד: וזה היה כך.
ואת הבשורה עשה שתי מגבלות גדול; ההגבלה גדולה יותר רץ העוסק, ואת ההגבלה פחותה רץ הנורמה: הוא גם עשה את תחנות.
וצל הבשורה אותם להתאים את המסוק לתת הגבלה על הד,
וכדי רץ על התמודדות ועל מעל הנורמה, ולחלק את ההגבלה מבתו: ואת הבשורה ראה כי טוב.
ביי ערשטער גאָדס באשאפן ערד און הימל אָבער דערנאָך עפּעס אַנדערש כאַפּאַנד פֿון דאָרט און עס גאַט קאַנפיוזינג אַזוי איך סטאַפּט פּייינג ופמערקזאַמקייט וואָס טאָן דו ליכט ראָוזערי קאַנדלעס אויב איר טאָן ניט גלויבן אין יאָשקע גוט עס קען נישט האָבן צו ווערן פאַקטיש צו הייסן עפּעס און איך ווונטש איך ביי אַנדערסטוד דאַן דאָס ס 'בעסער צו האַלטן אין אַלץ זאָגט רבי נחמן ווי צו גלויבן אין גאָרנישט אַזוי דער דראַנגקאַן הייליק פאָאָלס טאַנצן און רויך און דאַוונען צו עפּעס וואָס מאָוועס זיי אין די צייט ווייַל עס איז נישט פיל האָפענונג פֿאַר יענע וואָס נעמען דאָס לעבן צו אַף אַן עמעס דאָ איך בין ווילד ווילד ווילד רעפראַקטעד ליכט און פרעמד פייער שנאַפּס און טאָפו שוועמל און סקריפּטשער ווי ווען זי געזאָגט טאַקע גאָט און איך געזאָגט אַמען וואָס וועט איר טאָן בראַדערז און סיסטערס ווען מיילע איז נישט מער און עס איז נישט מער זינד? וואָס נייַע וועלט וועט איר האָבן צו זיך, וואָס נייַ גאָדס וועט זיין געבוירן צו סגולע דיין קריזיס און ווי פיל וועט זיי קאָסטן ביי וואַלמאַרט? הייליק דרעק זיי נאַקט אַראָפּ די בערלינער וואַנט און הויך קלאַפּן אויף די טיר: באָראַק אַטאַ ... ווי קען דער אָפּרו גיין? פאַרשילטן עס דראַפּט דער ספר ווידער סוועטינג טיניידזש האָרמאָנע באַרען די סיסטעם טוישן די וועלט באַרען די מיידל פאָר אַוועק אין דער סאַנסעט וואָס זיין דעדאַלאַס ווען איר קענען זיין יקעראַס
RELIGIONS ARE FOR MOTHERFUCKERS.
FROM THE OTHER SIDE OF MY ASS LUSTFUL BLESSED BE¡
Yo, I know I'm the biggest fan of the van van mojo man.
DisclosureProject:

Center for the Study of Extraterrestrial Intelligence
The Disclosure Project
Steven M. Greer, MD, Director and Founder
www.DisclosureProject.org www.CSETI.org

http://www.disclosureproject.org/PDF-Documents/ObamaBriefingIntroLetter.pdf

SPECIAL PRESIDENTIAL BRIEFING
FOR
PRESIDENT BARACK OBAMA
THIS BRIEFING CONTAINS SENSITIVE INFORMATION INTENDED FOR POTUS

http://www.disclosureproject.org/PDF-Documents/ObamaBriefingIntroduction.pdf

This is real people!
“Few men are willing to brave the disapproval of their fellows, the censure of their colleagues, the wrath
of their society. Moral courage is a rarer commodity than bravery in battle or great intelligence. Yet it is
the one essential, vital quality for those who seek to change a world which yields most painfully to
change.”
Robert F. Kennedy 1966 Speech
“No problem can be solved from the same level of consciousness that created it.”
Albert Einstein
What the fuck is goin on here?

Holly shit, this is the most kaotic site ever.
Who will answer me this: how does Discordianism correlate with Chaos Magick.
don't mess with the yohan
for fucks sake read your principia

nothing correlates with anything except insomuch as you percieve it to

that being said, here's a joke:

what did the discordian pope say the chaoz magician?

NOTHING! Who the hell would speak to someone who calls themselves a chaos magician?
its the 17 !
IT is time everyone excepts the great schism, when everything was divided into TIME ENERGY MATTER. Eris is a false godess No one created everything and no one can know no one.
^ ^
| |

>--< opposite is not change
I retort firstmsot that goddess has two Ds. (who doesn't like double D's?) Granted, typographically errors are a popular heresy among Discordians, due to their famous role in the Principia. Secondmost, everyone doing anything at the same time is highly unlikely. A lot of recent human history has been spent trying to get everyone to do or believe something, with counterproductive results, thus proving the Law of Eristic Escalation. Thirdmost, I believe (an admission of failure of my intuition in itself) that you meant "accept" and not "except". In which case you said that opposite of what you intended. Fourthmost, I'm not sure whether or not you mean TIME ENERGY MATTER to be three concepts or one. you're lack of punctuation leaves this a mystery. Perhaps you did this with intent, as did the authors of the Torah. Or perhaps yours is a trinitarian cosmology in which 1 is 3 and/or 3 is 1 or something like that (threesomes are overrated). Fifthmost, your assertion that Eris is a false deity is true in some sense, false in some sense, meaningless in some sense, true and false in some sense, true and meaningless in some sense, false and meaningless in some sense, and true and false and meaningless in some sense. Discordianism is neither crude parody nor ecstatic paganism, yet it is also both. The beauty of the principia is how inseperable it's philosophy is from its humor. it is a text informed by those mystics who knew how to teach by jokes, as much as by those comedians who thought life was the biggest joke of all. You seein the fnords now? If not, blame it on Eris and consult your pineal gland. or don't. the goddess prevails
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KYNDRA HOUSTON I LIKE TO PLAY WHITE SUSTRHRERE.
sandwiches are nice
Imagine if there were no hypothetical situations?
וואָס די באַרען
I'd like the public to know that the first time I met her, I took her to a live sex show and wound up with a broken heart.
P E R C E P T I O N I S A L I E B Y O M I S S I O N.
shit
From James Driskill : inthemindway@gmail.com
to James McKinley : James.Mckinley@kts-law.com
date Sat, Dec 19, 2009 at 8:31 PM
subject Fwd: Delivery Status Notification (Failure)

You are traveling down the wrong road. Are you going to turn yourselves around here and finally "Do Some Generous Good" for a change?

If you proceed, I think you may also be jeopardizing your very own BAR License for
conduct unbecoming a lawyer in regards to the health and safety of your defendant in this case when you were provided most of the basic truths to avoid such irreparable
harm of my health in regards to all of these matters.

Is this case worth all of this to you? It is time for you to step up and do the right thing as well. What you can get away with and proceed legally anyway is not the point, now is it Oh Kind Sir?

Google Search: [ "Oh Kind Sir : You Agree? Am I right? Am I Wrong?" ]

These two conflicted cases WG06266106 and SoCal Housing V. Driskill are
hereby linked.

Mr James M. Driskill

I must be Public Enemy #1 to be treated this way.
I represent 100% Honesty and Integrity
What do you represent?
FELIZ 2010 SEUS PUTOS,EM NOME DE ERIS!!!
Arrr!
اعلموا هذا يا رجل الايمان!

ليس هناك آلهة بل هي الالهة وأسفر الالهة. لا يوجد
حركة فوضوية ولكن الفوضى والحركة وهي حركة فوضوية. و
كل التفاح الذهبي هو الوطن الحبيب لدودة الذهبي.

وقال الشال الفوضى دوما استخدام الوثيقة الرسمية الفوضى الترقيم
نظام

والفوضوي هو مطلوب خلال الإضاءة في وقت مبكر لتنفجر وحده &
مشاركة بسعادة من الكلب الساخن في يوم الجمعة ، وهذا الحفل لتعبدي
احتج ضد البدع الشعبية اليوم : من العالم المسيحي الكاثوليكي
(أي اللحم يوم الجمعة) ، اليهودية (أي لحوم من لحم الخنزير) ، الشعوب الهندوس (أي لحوم
من لحوم البقر) ، البوذيين (أي لحوم الحيوانات) ، والفوضى المصلين (لا هوت دوج
الكعك)


الفوضوية التي يجب أن يشارك في أي هوت دوج الكعك ، لهذا كان من العزاء
لدينا الالهة عندما واجه الرفض وقالت إنها مع الأصل

الفوضوية التي هي ممنوعة من تعتقد انه ما يقرأ
Zieh ihn raus, steck ihn rein, für den Verein (*sing)
hakan baba
Heil Eris, es grüßt Papst Mjölnir.
To All Non-Assimilated:

Status Active-Red 5

Over and Out.

Hagbard Celine
DORD notice: This information has previously been posted before already.
DAMN I WANT SO KALLISTI GOLD
бугага
SilenceAmongstChaos
http://www.vimeo.com/user1986030/videos
maravilha
Why isn´t nothing ?
blowjobs are in
does anyone actually use this.. or are you all cabbages or something?
Welcome discordians, I am Ekul Sllim, the fashionable schitzoid, social welfare cheat, prospective student and creative administrator of the facebook cult known as cult, lead by our enigmatic leader Lord Dragnor, victim of several reincarnations, serving time as both Alistair Crowley and the spirit photographer E. Buguett. For futher information and oporutnities to rid yourself of of self controlling free will please see http://www.facebook.com/group.php?gid=104630892914661 Spread the joy of panic.
Ahem~

I would like to request a Hanickling.

Sincerely,
Never Islington, Lord of the High Plane, Archivist of the living tomes, spreader of words not known, watcher of clocks, incessant jingler, HouseCat Anonymous. *sneezes*
Is emotion actually possibly accurately transmitted and perceived via information?

Or to put it another way, can you actually feel me (the me of right now? and if so, of which now exactly? the now of me here or the now of you there? or are these the same?).

I am looking reverse to hearing from me.
I just sent off the following note to Jack Chick via the comment box on his website...

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To whom it may concern:

Mr. Chick is one of my favorite cartoonists. Dare I say it, he is one of the funniest cartoonists in the world. If only he knew it.

You see, I write not only to praise his works, but also because I am deeply concerned about his salvation. You see, it's not at all clear whether he is merely making fun of fundamentalist Christianity with delightfully chaotic comics which lampoon the paranoia and hypocrisy of the Religious Right, or whether he is actually a true believer. Either way, I humbly ask that you forward this link to him, in hopes that he might find his true place in the chaotic non-plan.

http://www.principiadiscordia.com/

Bless you, Mr. Chick, and hail Eris.

Cordially,
His Imperial Highness Pope Frodo Nehru the Zeroth, Emperor of Alternate-Reality New England and Surrounding Domains, Grand High Most Mighty Archbishop of the Local POEE Affiliate of Himself, Discordii Fidei Defensor or Somesuch Nonsense
http://www.0100101110101101.org/home/nofun/index.html
JESUS CRISTO é a salvasão, seu filhos viveram eternamente.......
vocês estaum ligados com o sistema capitalista por isso seus seguidores são estremamente ricos...
mais uma coisa eu vou dizer e vocêis podem aceditar o maior acontecimento do mundo sera quando JESUS CRISTO voltar... pois o mundo é da queles que tem sede de justiça, e esses sim serão recompensados...
What's the difference between a duck?

One of the legs is the same.

Hail Eris!
POEE
But then Yusha. 為此大有眾生。 This great beings. 即信此教。 This letter is to teach. 為此不能殺。 Do not kill. 彌師訶於後惡業結用扇趐睹。 Mi Teachers blame the knot with a fan after the Chi evil see. 信心清淨人即自平章。 Confidence in the people that own Pingzhang clean. 乃欲殺卻彌師訶。 Is Yusha Quemishihe. 無方可計。 Not be total. 即向大王邊。 King side immediately. 惡說惡業人平惡事。 That are equal evil evil evil. 彌師訶作好。 Mi prepare teachers blame. 更加精進教眾生。 More diligent to teach living beings. 年過三十二。 Over 32. 其習惡人等。 Their learning and so wicked. 即向大王毘羅都思邊言。 King immediately made border Luodu Si edge. 告毘羅都思前即道。 Reported before the adjoining Luo Dusi Road. 彌師訶合當死罪。 Mi together as a capital offense blame teachers. 大王即追惡因緣共證。 King of the cause of evil, card chase. 彌師訶向大王毘羅都思邊。 Teachers blame Mi Luo Dusi side adjoining to the King. 彌師訶計當死罪。 Mi division blame when a capital account. 大王即欲處分。 King Justice Being the Desire punishment. 其人當死罪。 Its people as a capital offense. 我實不聞不見。 I really have not heard not seen. 其人不合當死。 The man died when substandard. 此事從惡緣人自處斷。 This person from bad pratyaya off from office. 大王云。 Big Wang Yun. 我不能殺此惡緣。 I can not kill this bad pratyaya. 即云其人不當死我男女。 That cloud his death I have men and women who improperly. 大王毘羅都思。 King adjoin Luo Dusi. 索水洗手。 Cable water wash. 對惡緣等前。 On bad pratyaya so ago. 我實不能殺其人。 I really can not kill its people. 惡緣人等。 Bad pratyaya and so on. 更重諮請。 More emphasis on consultation, please. 非不殺不得。 Shall not kill non-. 彌師訶將身施與惡。 Mi Teachers blame the body give and evil. 為一切眾生遣世間人等知其人命如轉燭。 World for the removal of all sentient beings know these persons, such as change of life candle. 為今世眾生布施代命受死。 Donation on behalf of life for present and sentient beings to death. 彌師訶將自身與遂即受死。 Mi blame itself and moved for a division by death. 惡業人乃將彌師訶別處。 Evil people are to blame elsewhere indemnity division. 向沐上枋枋處。 Mu Fang Fang to the Department. 名為訖句。 Called the finished sentence. 即木上縛著。 That is tied to the wood on. 更將兩箇劫道人。 More will be robbed of two ge Flyover. 其人比在右邊。 Its people than the right. 其日將彌師訶。 Teachers blame it on the indemnity. 木上縛著五時。 Wood on the tie with 5:00. 是六日齋。 Is on the 6th fast. 平明縛著。 Ping Ming tied with. 及到日西。 And to date the West. 四方闇黑地戰山崩。 Dark Quartet to war landslides. 世間所有墓門並開。 All Mumen and open world. 所有死人並悉得活。 All the dead and learned, live. 其人見如此。 The people see this. 亦為不信經教。 Also do not believe by religion.
דרעק אויף דער וואַנט
Cheburashka forever!
am vergangenen zerbeisst sich
in zukunft das gehirn. auch
wenn ich vieles berechnen kann,
sagt es, die kleinen wechsel
sind mir unscharf. so geh hin-
aus die welt bezwingen und mit
dämonen ringen! [eingetaucht
in alkohol, hat das was von
komik wohl.] .
at the past in the future the brain zerbeisst
itself. even if I can compute much, says it,
the small changes is indistinct to me. thus go
from the world defeating and with dämonen
struggle! [dived in alcohol, has which of komik
probably.].
حامد کرزی مسیحی است!

http://1159pmgmt.blogspot.com/2010/08/hamid-karzai-converts-to-christianity.html
AVF hails and snivels
appleing
Please read this now:

triggerConsole {2,[0,1,43],[(M_Wash1),true]}
addNewLine {str["You will now follow my orders"],"FrankTheBaker"}

Frank the Baker
Sweetmorn, Bureaucracy 17th, 3177 YOLD
did the earth move for you, too?
...to the shores of Trippily.
It seems odd to me that the Principia is presented in static, unchangeable form here... if we are all Discordian =POPES=, shouldn't we all be able to modify Discordian documents dynamically? Wikipedia is more dynamic. Just a thought. Hail Eris!

--
it seemed odd to you that the Principia was presented. If you had figured out how to hack the source code, then it would have been less static. hence, your approach was static, yet the universe was still chaos. malaclypse the elder pulled on my dick until these words splattered out. hope i got them on you. Fnord.
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...but not to mississipoli!
Whadda we do? We send the Marines!

Pope Sir Changstein el Fenderson.
Pope Bij the First, Caller of Dibbs, here by recognizes Robannukah and Robonadan as holidays in the Discordian Church.
Hagbard the Magnificent
hagbard
First time I've used a Festivus pole - it hurts

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Who are you?
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Hi, Mom!
MALAYSIA BOLEH!
"I am Alpha and Omega, the beginning and end, the first and the last. Blessed are they that do his commandments, that they may have right to the tree of life, and may enter in portas.Ficarão out of town for the dogs and sorcerers, and prostitutes, and murderers, and idolaters, and whosoever loveth and maketh a lie. and the Spirit and the bride say, Come. and let him that heareth say come. and who is thirsty come, and who want to take the free water life.The grace of our Lord Jesus Christ be with you all, amen. " twitter @arielholiveira
"I am Alpha and Omega, the beginning and end, the first and the last. Blessed are they that do his commandments, that they may have right to the tree of life, and may enter in portas.Ficarão out of town for the dogs and sorcerers, and prostitutes, and murderers, and idolaters, and whosoever loveth and maketh a lie. and the Spirit and the bride say, Come. and let him that heareth say come. and who is thirsty come, and who want to take the free water life.The grace of our Lord Jesus Christ be with you all, amen. " twitter @arielholiveira
"I am Alpha and Omega, the beginning and end, the first and the last. Blessed are they that do his commandments, that they may have right to the tree of life, and may enter in portas.Ficarão out of town for the dogs and sorcerers, and prostitutes, and murderers, and idolaters, and whosoever loveth and maketh a lie. and the Spirit and the bride say, Come. and let him that heareth say come. and who is thirsty come, and who want to take the free water life.The grace of our Lord Jesus Christ be with you all, amen. " twitter @arielholiveira
APC 22 "I am Alpha and Omega, the beginning and end, the first and the last. Blessed are they that do his commandments, that they may have right to the tree of life, and may enter in portas.Ficarão out of town for the dogs and sorcerers, and prostitutes, and murderers, and idolaters, and whosoever loveth and maketh a lie. and the Spirit and the bride say, Come. and let him that heareth say come. and who is thirsty come, and who want to take the free water life.The grace of our Lord Jesus Christ be with you all, amen. " twitter @arielholiveira